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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Bawls View Post
    pants down adjustment of dick ftw
    what if you are in PE and you suddenly get a boner after watching hawt girls run tracks and you have to run by them?... then yer fked am i right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shame View Post


    what if you are in PE and you suddenly get a boner after watching hawt girls run tracks and you have to run by them?... then yer fked am i right?
    PSHHHH


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shame View Post


    what if you are in PE and you suddenly get a boner after watching hawt girls run tracks and you have to run by them?... then yer fked am i right?
    Nah. Girls love dem sweatpant boners.

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    My girlfriend was sitting on my lap during lunch and I got a boner and she just looked aat me from behind and lol'ed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pie View Post
    wth...7 times a week is nothing. I bet there are people that wank twice a day.
    @Pie does it thrice a day.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shame View Post


    what if you are in PE and you suddenly get a boner after watching hawt girls run tracks and you have to run by them?... then yer fked am i right?
    then stick in them butt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Repo Bear View Post
    then stick in them butt
    what if i cum to fast! then ill die!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thane. View Post
    My girlfriend was sitting on my lap during lunch and I got a boner and she didn't feel it.
    Fixed it for ya.

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    Mr.Fap how u doin .?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    @Pie does it thrice a day.
    Hey I'm working on lowering it >.<

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    You cant lower that curse


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    7 times a week isn't even close to alot. Thats once a day. Most people who fap at all do it more than one time a day


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pie View Post
    Hey I'm working on lowering it >.<
    when did you get minion? ... what section?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shame View Post


    when did you get minion? ... what section?
    He got it a week ago and hes in battlefield i think

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxShaddowZxX View Post
    7 times a week isn't even close to alot. Thats once a day. Most people who fap at all do it more than one time a day


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    lol.. i was about to say bring the ban hammer, then i was like
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