I'm just wondering what the majority of people on MPGH are like.
I'm the quiet guy, sometimes I can get really loud when I'm lazy or feeling careless as shit and don't hang outside as much. I also don't have many friends and only hang out with people who I can relate too or treat me with respect which is pretty hard to find . In school, i'm one of the tall doods and hang out in the library 50% of the time on laptops etc because i hate hanging out with retards at my school. I also put school work above everything I guess and I don't have feelings for anyone and I've been told that I'm an egocentric son of a bitch quite a lot .
I'm kind of the person that the people who know me love me. I got my fair share of haters which are the people that either I personally don't like or that don't know me well. But I have people who would like take a bullet for me (and vise versa).
Opinionated, short-tempered, sexist, huge ego, witty, brutally honest, not afraid to put people (women included) in their place in a public manner.
This tends to put me in I'd say a 60/40 shot of people liking me to disliking me. People either seem to think I say what I want and speak the truth or they think I'm an insensitive asshole that needs to get over himself.
My ego is a public thing. I don't try and hide it. If people call me egocentric, I reply with "no shit".
Girls often call me "dominant, aggressive, arrogant, cocky, confident" usually a mixture of those. I do fine with women, just be a bit of a dick and they love it.
Guys don't tend to like me because I flirt with their girlfriends.
My humor is dark, I find quite often it's similar to south park. I often offend people with racist/sexist/disease (i.e aids) related jokes.
Insult based humor, especially with girls (part of being a dick) usually if I call a girl ugly it's in a playful way and considering teasing. If she's pissing me off I shout it and she knows I'm being serious.
Plain and simple, I'm an asshole. At least that's how most people perceive me. They'd also list me as an instigator, trouble maker, law breaker, hacker, cracker, pirate, and distributor of illegal and illicit material.
HOWEVER, that being said, I've spent the last ten years of my life dedicated to helping the youth of the world overcome today's "obstacles" due to a past that allowed me the ability to empathize with almost anyone in any situation (I'm sure there are a few exceptions, but not many.)
This in turn has strengthened my morale, and allowed them, and myself to become better people to hopefully turn this morbid world around
but, yes, to be fair in all honesty, most of the time I AM an asshole.
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