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    Fucking cat

    Won't stop looking at me when I eat.
    Like she expects me to give her my sandwich.
    She doesn't even like what I'm eating.

    Then she starts to rub up against my legs.
    HOLY SHIT CAT, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.




    Anyone else have annoying pets? I'm sure I'm not the only one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danger Monkey View Post
    Won't stop looking at me when I eat.
    Like she expects me to give her my sandwich.
    She doesn't even like what I'm eating.

    Then she starts to rub up against my legs.
    HOLY SHIT CAT, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.




    Anyone else have annoying pets? I'm sure I'm not the only one.
    Throw cat out of your window
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    I have a dog. I lub him. It's cute when he bothers me

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    Then go eat in another room.

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    just give her a piece of your sandwich

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    Get the pussy wet.

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    just kick it in the head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    just kick it in the head
    Poor cat ... you really are mean to animals
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    Take it out and close the door?!?!



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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    Take it out and close the door?!?!
    And never open it

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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    Take it out and close the door?!?!
    Why do it the simple way if theres also a complicated way?
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    Slap chilly on it's ass and watch it run

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danger Monkey View Post
    Won't stop looking at me when I eat.
    Like she expects me to give her my sandwich.
    She doesn't even like what I'm eating.

    Then she starts to rub up against my legs.
    HOLY SHIT CAT, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.




    Anyone else have annoying pets? I'm sure I'm not the only one.
    I have an annoying dog

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    I see what you did there.

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