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    Ok guys i need some help

    Ok my girl just told my im getting some from her this weekend, what do i do?. im a virgin so idk stuff about sex.

    anyone that really helps me will get 20$ via paypal
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    Holy, already? If she really cares about you, then you can tell her to wait till your birthday.
    If she gets angry, she's so not fucking worth it. >:U

    Go, and watch a LOT of porn, learn to be a pro at it. But don't wank though, save it. :3
    Buy a small set of extra-strength/protection condoms, you'll need 'em probably.

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    well i bought her a 540$ necklace and i told her i want something back so i guess this is it

    and i stopped watching porn like 2 weeks ago
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    Just watch again for days. And only watch, that's practice on it's own. :S

    Well that's nice, you bought her something that expensive. I thought she just asked you out of nowhere. :O

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    fuck no she would never ask me out of know where, just to get a hug from her i have to pin her down
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    dude look on google it will help....look up sex sexinfo....how to have sex and + it will all come to you its weaird but at the time comes yull know what to do.....WHARE A CONDOM.....trust me i dont think your ready to be a baby dady.....and i dont want money ty

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    Practice with a pillow, im not kidding..
    Like black said go out and drop a few $ for some condoms.
    you can look up guides for virgins on google.
    Then just do what you feel is natrual from there on.
    The night fades with a breath of sunshine.

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    get her some flowers
    dress clean, pick a nice place to go with her like rock lobster or olive garden
    ????
    profit

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    lol, go with what master said... google says it all... google is the shit man..

    you can find anything on that shit...Im sure you will have fun... lol... lucky
    we will get our time xDD just go on Google like he^^ said and search positions... that might help just keep er' safe... im sure she doesn't wanna be a mother yet xDD



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    i home them niggas kil who white dum as.. shit i wish i was 1 of em id fucking kil u .. hope u get jumped and get yo ass beat... and what u talkin bout get caught having sex yo dick 2 small bra.. stop lying 2 ya self 2 inch muthafuka
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    u fucking white ugly as bitch ho as nigga racist as bitch.. wth this gotta do wit niggas u racist bitch go suck some dick fucking 2 inch ho..

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    Hmm.... here's a really good website I remember someone told me about. I don't like it though.
    You may find it useful. =o

    DO NOT CLICK IF UNDER 18

    EDIT: AW what the fuck. The site crashed.

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    y do u put dont click if under 18 and 99% of mpgh is under 18 including me

    well she is going to be home alone on staturday all night and till sunday at noon so i can get some or try.
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    mmm there where some positions i was reading about like the rainbow crotch and shit in the kamasutra book
    it was weird

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    ok im not worryed about positions, just how to "fuck"
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    Oh. Well, fairly simple. Let her go on top first. Apparently it lessens the pain of losing virginity for a woman.
    Don't go fast and shit like you're some player and she's some slut. And treat her very, VERY gently. Like she has a 99% of breaking, pretend, even though it's not.

    I'll think of more later.

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    kk thanks

    i told u when u would get ur money
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