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    Dum ass Teacher

    First week of 8th grade get a assignment that requires research. Im not very good at that (Got ADD and can't really stay on topic) So, I need to help me with something. What Ologist should I do? I need to research a "ologist" Like zooligst, or smthin. I need to write 2 paragraphs (12 sentences) Of what they do If someone want's to do it I'll change my signature to ______ BITCH in size 4 on top of my sig. Plus a thank's +rep if you want Don't have to if you don't wanna



    P.S. Didn't know if this is the wrong section.



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    Do something about geologists its easy

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    Same here.
    Im in 8th grade and I have the fucking psycho retarded ass douche bag social studies teacher.
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    I have 4 essays and about 50 vocab definitions due Monday.
    Shut the fuck up and do it yourself.

    EDIT: This is just one class, too. History.

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    <- in 8th too.



    My schools so easy ! Still no hw for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apple View Post
    <- in 8th too.



    My schools so easy ! Still no hw for me
    Dam you.. It's probly ghetto /fml



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    This is so simple...

    Wikipedia zoologist. Dot jot lots of information from it. Make a paragraph from your own words.
    You should finish in about 15 minutes maximum.
    It's not that hard as it seems. Just research, gain knowledge, visualize that knowledge gained through words written on a piece of paper.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero View Post
    This is so simple...

    Wikipedia zoologist. Dot jot lots of information from it. Make a paragraph from your own words.
    You should finish in about 15 minutes maximum.
    It's not that hard as it seems. Just research, gain knowledge, visualize that knowledge gained through words written on a piece of paper.
    Ya i also, need a "name" like If ur doing Zooligist should be Like Mr.Pengiun. Something "creative"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegeta View Post


    Ya i also, need a "name" like If ur doing Zooligist should be Like Mr.Pengiun. Something "creative"
    Stupid things are always a good thing, to be honest. It also has to contradict to the theme, which in this case is zoology.

    Doing something like Mr.Penguin could work. After all, penguins are found in the Zoo, it sounds funny and stupid, so why not.
    Intrigue some humor into stuff like this. Make it look creative. Add some creative and well thought sentences. At the same time, make them constructive and smart looking. You don't want unconstructed sentences and humor, you want both.





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    You need your teacher, because you can't even spell "dumb."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero View Post


    Stupid things are always a good thing, to be honest. It also has to contradict to the theme, which in this case is zoology.

    Doing something like Mr.Penguin could work. After all, penguins are found in the Zoo, it sounds funny and stupid, so why not.
    Intrigue some humor into stuff like this. Make it look creative. Add some creative and well thought sentences. At the same time, make them constructive and smart looking. You don't want unconstructed sentences and humor, you want both.
    But I can't find a good place with info Can you help me? Ill change my sig



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegeta View Post


    But I can't find a good place with info Can you help me? Ill change my sig
    Google and our best friend; wikipedia.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero View Post


    Google and our best friend; wikipedia.
    I tried Just give's me a definition, of like 2 sentences



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    Your logic is invalid, cuz obviously i have friends.. Look at my avatar dumb ass...

    awwh you mad?

    Yup no friends here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetfire. View Post
    I don't even do my homework
    Ok. Point is?



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