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    Jeez Nigga

    Calm your fucking ass hole.
    My tutor comes into my house to tutor me for math for about 1 and 1/2 hours and then he farts in the middle of my classwork and he acts like nothing happened lol.
    /discuss about farting.
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    Farting is a reflex that expels intestinal gas through the anus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    Farting is a reflex that expels intestinal gas through the anus
    I know but it was akward.
    He didnt even respond
    as if nothing happened o.o
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woods View Post


    I know but it was akward.
    He didnt even respond
    as if nothing happened o.o
    That's what most people do.. If I'm only around guys/close friends I'll let one go and laugh..

    I'll hold it in otherwise
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post


    That's what most people do.. If I'm only around guys/close friends I'll let one go and laugh..

    I'll hold it in otherwise
    i don't careeee i'll let it out anytime. It makes me feel better

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    Quote Originally Posted by EminemJr. View Post


    i don't careeee i'll let it out anytime. It makes me feel better
    Don't hate now
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    Same it's awks around ppl i hold in ti till i'm alone.
    FTP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DomoGenesisAlt'sAlt View Post
    Same it's awks around ppl i hold in ti till i'm alone.
    Same.
    If i gotta fart I just hold it in.
    When Schools out or at lunch time where no one can hear a fucking fart ill release.
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    Omg okay, its Seyeko's Story time.
    sit down kiddies, and let me tell you about a time when i was in elementary.

    Okay so it started out as a really good day, woke up got ready for school,
    kissed my mom, on the cheek as she said she luved me (:

    Now im walkin to school, and when i get there we gotta do a lil game or something and then its nap time and then its story time.. so imma skip a few
    parts of the story and get right to the story time,

    The teacher was reading Harry potter to us the first time, and i had to take the biggest shit evar! and i was all sweaty and what not, trying to hold it in,
    and we where in a big croud, so i though i could squeeze a lil toot here and there to relax a little, but no! it wasnt like that at all..

    all of a sudden it was like fukn popcorn pop pop pop the ground felt like it was rumbling and the girl sittn right next to me ( stupid bitch ) was like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and covered her nose in discuss, and im just sittn there like... omg, red face.. so emberassed, and teach was like
    "Dylan would you like to be excused..."
    Im like no im good now!

    i was looked at for maybe a few weeks like, is that the kid who farted in class? omg what a wierdo..

    now when i was in high school i farted all the time, like i dont give a fuck! imma boss!


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    How 2 fart pls

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    I don't fart at school or around girls, but when I'm around friends.... dear god, I let it rip.



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    I only fart when no one is around

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    I fart when theres a bunch of friends around or nobody only

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