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    Quote Originally Posted by Impulse View Post
    I just read this out to my mum, her reply: "Reece, that guy is a fucking weirdo."


    "Reece, you aren't allowed to visit that website anymore."


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    no. replace cock with waffle, suck with eat, anus with stomach, and uncomfortably to comfortably
    and minus the part about it penetrating shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Impulse View Post
    I just read this out to my mum, her reply: "Reece, that guy is a fucking weirdo."


    Why would you read that to your mom -__-

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlitzUG View Post
    "Reece, you aren't allowed to visit that website anymore."
    I am 20 years old in 17 days, she doesn't tell me what to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    Why would you read that to your mom -__-
    ^this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Impulse View Post
    I am 20 years old in 17 days, she doesn't tell me what to do.
    Get an apt brah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    Get an apt brah.
    I'm saving up a shit load of money first, it's funny you should mention that though cause I was just talking to this girl and we are thinking of getting a place together.


    Also, cause my mum has the same sense of humour as me, it is funny.


    @Danny

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    That's what I'm going, getting my new job, saving up money and getting my own place with the nigs. Getting a house with like three bedrooms fosho. Will be straight as fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    That's what I'm going, getting my new job, saving up money and getting my own place with the nigs. Getting a house with like three bedrooms fosho. Will be straight as fuck.
    that sounds fucking incredible

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    That's what I'm going, getting my new job, saving up money and getting my own place with the nigs. Getting a house with like three bedrooms fosho. Will be straight as fuck.
    We should move in together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlitzUG View Post
    Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using MPGH is like.
    You'r soo gay

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    why so gay?>

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    That cock belongs to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    That cock belongs to me
    It says huge cock, so it can't be yours.

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