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    The MPGH Experience

    Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using MPGH is like.


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    Dude, whats wrong with u?



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    That seems okay.

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    You high bro?
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    I bet this guy is butt-raped by someone.

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    It isn't mpgh, sorry.
    DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
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    What the fuck is this shit. I don't even.
    I see what you did there.

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    Yeah, like what is this. It's not even MPGH.





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    In all honesty that was, despite perhaps being a tad disgusting, quite an interesting presentation of MPGH. Not saying I agree, but it still was interesting to read
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    It's copy pasta that I've already posted before, and it's "using a Mac" instead of "using MPGH".

    Nice try.

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    Your retarded for thinking that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alen View Post
    In all honesty that was, despite perhaps being a tad disgusting, quite an interesting presentation of MPGH. Not saying I agree, but it still was interesting to read
    You continued to read after him saying "Imagine a dick coming towards your mouth and you can't do anything about it"?

    Well damn......

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    I just read this out to my mum, her reply: "Reece, that guy is a fucking weirdo."



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