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    So my ex-girlfriend is fucking retarded.

    I went to her house a week ago, we made out and "other things" then when I left in the morning, I felt hella sick and passed out in a park... I've been sick ever since then. Apparently mono is going around, so I asked (we are broken up at this point), did you give me mono bitch?

    She was like I don't think I have it, but I'll go to the doctors. Then when I'm asleep at around 3 am, she texts me saying I got blood-tested at the doctors and they found secondary (it got in her system via someone else's saliva or bodily fluids) traces of cocaine and weed in my system!! She then said the doctors are putting together a list of people that may have given it to her. I then proceeded to roast her a new asshole.

    Why she is fucking retarded:

    • It takes a few days, if not a week to get test results.
    • Cocaine is not a secondhand drug, the only way to get it into your system is by yourself.
    • Marijuana isn't a "secondhand" drug. She would've had to spend a huge amount of time in a hotbox area with me continually blowing smoke into her lungs if it were to showup on a drug test.
    • There is no way to test if it's "secondhand" or not, either it's there or it isn't.
    • The doctor's wouldn't put together a list of people that may have done it, that's not their job, it's illegal, and it's quite obvious it's something DOCTORS wouldn't do.
    • She said she was getting drug tested because she was going on a tour out of the country for band. I laughed my ass off and said, hey bitch. That's next summer. You wouldn't be getting drug-tested NOW.
    • She also said it was me giving them to her, I'm like bitch I don't do cocaine.


    All in all, my Dad called her parents, roasted them a new asshole, said that she just wanted attention, and making those accusations was NOT the right way to try to get it. And my opinion of her is that she's a stupid fucking lying bitch.

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    Fuck her she is lying for sure

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    Long story. ahhh teenagers their stories take forever. 13-18 = Drama age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cf1221 View Post
    Fuck her she is lying for sure
    At first I thought it was true because right before going to her house, I was smoking weed. But the cocaine, was pretty crazy.



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    All of my exes are retarded so I talk to none of them.

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    @Heath Ledger Quit fuking spamming kid you have 31 useless posts a day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heath Ledger View Post
    Long story. ahhh teenagers their stories take forever. 13-18 = Drama age.
    Sorry you aren't to that age yet, Mr. 12 year old. Seems like you haven't had any experience with girls either.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    All of my exes are retarded so I talk to none of them.
    @Tony

    I didn't talk to her either, I was DONE with her shit. Then this......



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    You went out with an attention whore
    ahahahaha

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    Obvious troll, you've never had a girlfriend.

    Quote Originally Posted by DnsLeak View Post
    Yes I agree with this guy. Boombox is a most retard shit mpgh staff I ever know. Previously a user open scam report open on me saying that I bitcoin double spent him and this shit Boombox shit talk and agree on it.
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    hahahah boombox is a piece of shit who deserves CS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sid View Post
    You went out with an attention whore
    ahahahaha
    Not an attention whore, but she likes to make up bullshit stories.



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    Mr.Boobies Man fuckd?.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boombox View Post
    Obvious troll, you've never had a girlfriend.
    Ryan, you're just fat. Here's a picture of me and her.



    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeJr' View Post
    Mr.Boobies Man fuckd?.
    We didn't fuck, nope.



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    Please share other stories she told you :3 This lies seem so real like second hand Marijuana xD

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    With all do respect "sir" I'm not a child, and I'm not a teenager neither. Plus look who's talking telling me I got no experience with girls, it's the 200 pound kid.

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