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    My penis n' Me

    i have a very friendly penis, but i also have a problem... my penis tends to pull a "scared turtle" whenever i see a woman, but when i see a animal, such as a cat or gorilla, my penis tends to get stiff, i dnt no why, and sometimes when i fantasize about animals, my penis spits in my face.



    what is the purpose of the penis getting hard?

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    You're disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinobi View Post
    You're disgusting.
    whats gross about a hard penis going into a warm animal?

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    Im pretty sure its telling you that women are scary bitches, and theyre gonna bite your dick off. Animals are loving.. and fuzzy..
    No longer fear the razor guarding my heel.


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    Stop troll pls.
    Free Tristan <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by MellowHypeAlt View Post
    Stop troll pls.
    whats a troll?

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    can you be a little more stupid please
    stop putting stupid stuff!
    Aim for the best, reach for success.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jose Miguel View Post
    can you be a little more stupid please
    stop putting stupid stuff!
    Dont make me punch a bitch in the face.

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    Remove pants charge at horse Run towards ass.
    Nuff said
    Music historian here to please and displease,learning to teach all you peeps,so stop by the music part of the forum,and ask the question to your needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SouLess View Post


    whats a troll?

    Lol how do you not get perma banned but I do
    Free Tristan <3

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    hahahahah i am so scared you dum ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by MellowHypeAlt View Post



    Lol how do you not get perma banned but I do
    I was perma'd and ip banned, even ask ethereal.

    @mellowhypealt

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    cool fail troll.
    now...
    Last edited by Pandemic; 09-20-2011 at 10:02 PM.

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