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    My girlfriend

    So my friend and I were waiting for her to come out of class so my friend was like "Ask her: Where's my sandwich" and so when she came out I asked her, she was like I didn't know you wanted one. So in my next class (with my friend) he's just like: "Dude, she's a keeper!" Oh and later that night I was like, can you make a sandwich and give me a BJ at the same time and she's like, I'll try... And I'm just thinking fuck yea she is a keeper

    #Howaboutthat?



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    pics pls

    Show tits pls
    Oh you Fancy huh?

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    Proof.
    Where's the sandwhich>
    FTP!

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    Probably a troll..

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    sounds fake...
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    That's your luckiest moment ever, a sandwich and blowjob at the same time.
    DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
    AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

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    Quote Originally Posted by ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ View Post
    So my friend and I were waiting for her to come out of class so my friend was like "Ask her: Where's my sandwich" and so when she came out I asked her, she was like I didn't know you wanted one. So in my next class (with my friend) he's just like: "Dude, she's a keeper!" Oh and later that night I was like, can you make a sandwich and give me a BJ at the same time and she's like, I'll try... And I'm just thinking fuck yea she is a keeper

    #Howaboutthat?
    is your girlfriend by any chance marijuana?

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    First off, only I get her titties...

    Second off, I'll ask her again and take a picture if I get time tomorrow, but I'm honest to god not trolling



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    Take pic and PM me.
    How old too.
    Must be 5 or younger.
    FTP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DomoGenesisAlt'sAlt View Post
    Take pic and PM me.
    How old too.
    Must be 5 or younger.
    She's a Sophmore, I'm a Freshman



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    Quote Originally Posted by ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ View Post


    She's a Sophmore, I'm a Freshman
    No clue what that is.
    AGE! I need age?
    FTP!

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    Show tits pls
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    Quote Originally Posted by DomoGenesisAlt'sAlt View Post
    No clue what that is.
    AGE! I need age?
    hes young, shes older.

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    Quote Originally Posted by batyee1 View Post
    hes young, shes older.
    I got that but i wanna know the age
    FTP!

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