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    I will literally die

    Well, tomorrow i have a soccer tournament and the thing is that i haven't been on a training like for almost 4 months.
    I don't have the lung capacity to run 45 mins.
    FUCK FUCK FUCK.
    Any help to have a momentary increased lung capacity? ( No breathing shits)

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    Do meth, usually helps me

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    Can't really increase it withought practise If you want to learn quick. Hold your breath under water, untill you can't hold it anymore then lift your head and take deep breath's for 1min. Then repeat it 5 times



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    I was thinking of drinking a energizing drink, but i guess its a bad idea

    Im Jazk


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazk View Post
    I was thinking of drinking a energizing drink, but i guess its a bad idea
    That's like eating sugar for 5minutes. Then after 30min, shiting out energy



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    Increase your hemoglobin in your red blood cells?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander X View Post
    Increase your hemoglobin in your red blood cells?
    Well, it thought the energizing drink was a wonderful idea before knowing that i can have heart problems in the middle of the match

    Im Jazk


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    steroids start running now hopefully the steroids will get you into shape quick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed☠☣ View Post
    steroids start running now hopefully the steroids will get you into shape quick
    OH YES.
    I can increase my lung capacity in less than 12 hours rite?
    And not been tired enough to play the match

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazk View Post


    OH YES.
    I can increase my lung capacity in less than 12 hours rite?
    And not been tired enough to play the match
    You might use steroids to heal your muscle quick/get lung capcity also run for 12 hours straight use crystal meth to stay awake and focused
    if steroids+meth doesnt kill you youll be fine and ready

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    45 minutes? What kind of match is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed☠☣ View Post
    You might use steroids to heal your muscle quick/get lung capcity also run for 12 hours straight use crystal meth to stay awake and focused
    if steroids+meth doesnt kill you youll be fine and ready
    HELL YEAH,
    A soccer match doesn't worth it.


    Quote Originally Posted by -Blood- View Post
    45 minutes? What kind of match is that?
    Well, 2 parts of 45 mins each one, with a rest of 10 mins between parts.


    Quote Originally Posted by slag84311 View Post
    You will die if you don't stop using my god damn font color.
    PLS DON'T KILL ME

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    Smoke alot of cig's. it will do you well.

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