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    Blonde jokes!

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

    Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
    She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
    Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
    Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

    The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
    She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
    The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
    Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

    By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
    She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
    The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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    Yes, blonde jokes. Making me lol

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    How do you know when a blonde has been messing with your comp?

    The joystick is wet. :P
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    Old heard that one in seventh grade

    What do a screen door and a blonde have in common?
    The more you bang it the looser it gets.

    WHat does Spaghetti and blonde have in common?
    When you eat it they wiggle.

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    rotfl xD more pliz =D

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    Yeah and the screen door one is true.

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    A blonde was driving to Disney World when she saw a sign that read, "Disney World, Left".... so she turned around and went home.

    k lets gets some different 1s


    why don't you ever hear of blind people skydiving? because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

    what happened when the little deaf girl fell into a pit? she screamed her fingers off.

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    not a joke but a funny



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    ur ANUSSSSSS

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    Quote Originally Posted by CLarK
    not a joke but a funny

    why didnt they gag the hippo ?

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