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    Ahahaha surprise fever.

    I went to the infirmary today because math is boring, turns out i had a fever and i went home .
    Do you guise have any stories about "surprises" ?

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    I wanted to miss math and had fallen over at break time, so I went to the nurse trying to skip it. She told me I had a broken wrist. I was like, what the fuck? Doesn't even hurt bitch, I'm just trying to skip maths.
    Last edited by Cynic; 10-03-2011 at 12:42 PM.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynic View Post
    I wanted to miss math and had fallen over at break time, so I went to the nurse trying to skip it. She told me I had a broken write. I was like, what the fuck? Doesn't even hurt bitch, I'm just trying to skip maths.
    lulz, broken wrist

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    I saw this very cute asian kid (like 8 years old) and I was like "hey do you want candy?" and she was like "omg yes!" so we went around the corner and I was like SURPRISE and I put my penis in her butt.
    Anal so she's still virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splashh View Post
    I saw this very cute asian kid (like 8 years old) and I was like "hey do you want candy?" and she was like "omg yes!" so we went around the corner and I was like SURPRISE and I put my penis in her butt.
    Anal so she's still virgin.
    i bet you didnt give her the candy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splashh View Post
    I saw this very cute asian kid (like 8 years old) and I was like "hey do you want candy?" and she was like "omg yes!" so we went around the corner and I was like SURPRISE and I put my penis in her butt.
    Anal so she's still virgin.
    You're way too nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynic View Post
    I wanted to miss math and had fallen over at break time, so I went to the nurse trying to skip it. She told me I had a broken wrist. I was like, what the fuck? Doesn't even hurt bitch, I'm just trying to skip maths.
    all i can say is Proof or gtfo .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elderfear View Post
    i bet you didnt give her the candy.
    My penis was the candy you silly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem View Post


    all i can say is Proof or gtfo .
    I can show you a photo of the cast? Good enough?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Splashh View Post
    I saw this very cute asian kid (like 8 years old) and I was like "hey do you want candy?" and she was like "omg yes!" so we went around the corner and I was like SURPRISE and I put my penis in her butt.
    Anal so she's still virgin.
    oh i do that sometimes
    fun isn't it


    Quote Originally Posted by Splashh View Post
    I saw this very cute asian kid (like 8 years old) and I was like "hey do you want candy?" and she was like "omg yes!" so we went around the corner and I was like SURPRISE and I put my penis in her butt.
    Anal so she's still virgin.
    oh i do that sometimes
    fun isn't it

    Edit: repost, damn my internet
























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    There was girl standing on the school yard, I went behind her and did SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

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    Faggots in this thread, thinking they are as awesome as me by saying the same.

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    But math classes are awesome.
    DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
    AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jigsaw View Post
    But math classes are awesome.
    fuck french math classes, their doing shit i did in 5th grade, the fuck french people?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splashh View Post
    I saw this very cute asian kid (like 8 years old) and I was like "hey do you want candy?" and she was like "omg yes!" so we went around the corner and I was like SURPRISE and I put my penis in her butt.
    Anal so she's still virgin.
    That made me lol

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