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    how ?

    I was wondering... because I'm 17 years old and I am shy with girls because I am scared of being rejected. I would like to know how to do the first contact with a girl ? o.o
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    Just grab the boobs as hard as you could.
    Now if u want to take it slow.....just go ask people who have a life (which means not mpgh)

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerard Way View Post
    Just grab the boobs as hard as you could.
    Now if u want to take it slow.....just go ask people who have a life (which means not mpgh)
    ROFL .
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    in school, and you see a girl bent over (make sure you have a boner first)
    run to her full speed (with your dick out)
    rip off her pants(ies)
    and start fucking (keep in mind class is still going)

    theres 2 outcomes;
    1; she turns around with a pair of tin snips and cuts your dick off, and eats it, then proceedes to sit down and continue what she was doing earlier.
    2; she turns around with a slight grin and says; do it again

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    haha I will try it out dead, be sure of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadskulz View Post
    in school, and you see a girl bent over (make sure you have a boner first)
    run to her full speed (with your dick out)
    rip off her pants(ies)
    and start fucking (keep in mind class is still going)

    theres 2 outcomes;
    1; she turns around with a pair of tin snips and cuts your dick off, and eats it, then proceedes to sit down and continue what she was doing earlier.
    2; she turns around with a slight grin and says; do it again
    Now this is an option

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    What the fuck.

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    Say Herro then smile D:

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    This is not the place to ask.

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    Walk with your dick out of your pants, all the ladies will love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Ragealot View Post
    This is not the place to ask.
    ikr just told him so

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    It's better to be rejected 10000000 times then to not try at all. Don't be a poosy, confidence is the sexiest thing in the world.
    You don't have the balls to de-rep me, pussy.

    You have to speak the truth. You have to speak your mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkspirith View Post
    It's better to be rejected 10000000 times then to not try at all. Don't be a poosy, confidence is the sexiest thing in the world.
    a poosy?
    seriously?

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkspirith View Post
    It's better to be rejected 10000000 times then to not try at all. Don't be a poosy, confidence is the sexiest thing in the world.
    not sure about that rejected part but okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerard Way View Post


    a poosy?
    seriously?
    You must be new, a lot of ppl here say poosy instead of pussy.

    and yes Pie it is a lot better, that way you are more confident to pursue a girl each time, but you would rather just sit back cry about the fact that you didn't even bother talking to her?
    You don't have the balls to de-rep me, pussy.

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