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    Uncle Cthulhu :3

    It's official. At6:30 this morning, EST time, my sister gave birth to her little hellspawn. That makes me an uncle. Now with my new vaguely pedophiliac title, I can take my rightful place in tentacle porn.

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    Congratz Uncle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nico View Post
    Congratz Uncle.
    Thanks.

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    Who here is not uncle?

    uncle since 4 years zzz.


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    What does tentacal have to do with it?????


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    Quote Originally Posted by bayzo View Post
    What does tentacal have to do with it?????
    Y n See avatar?
    And congrazt uncle you have just gained Old age.
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    I'll become a uncle in january for my sisters son; aron
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    Uncle means your brother/Sisters has a Son/Daughter

    So to be an uncle at 4... means your parents would of had you at a very old age?

    Impossble??????


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    Quote Originally Posted by bayzo View Post
    Uncle means your brother/Sisters has a Son/Daughter

    So to be an uncle at 4... means your parents would of had you at a very old age?

    Impossble??????
    Lrn2read. He said since 4 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by bayzo View Post
    Uncle means your brother/Sisters has a Son/Daughter

    So to be an uncle at 4... means your parents would of had you at a very old age?

    Impossble??????
    retard alert derp.. derpp.. derpppp..


    OT: Thats so awesome dude, its so fun playing with a kid

    Edit: Re-Read that, i feel like a pedophile now.



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    Congratz Uncle
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    Been an uncle for nearly 3 years. Kthx and congratz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alen View Post
    Been an uncle for nearly 3 years. Kthx and congratz
    Any pro tips?

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    I've been an uncle ferrrrrrrr mad long

    But congrats.

    Dont rape pls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    Any pro tips?
    Act stupid with the kid, they always have fun



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