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    Excuses

    So...My cousin made up an excuse...because I was absent yesterday at school. And now I need an obituary....
    wut do!?!?
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    Should I just say my family was too poor to put up in obituary in the news paper?
    o_o
    lmfao


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    yes say that why not

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    I don't quite get what you mean ...


     

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    The family member that "supposedly" died in your family lives in a private community. There are no obituaries.

    Off-topic: Who the fuck wants their name in the paper when they die? I don't know anyone who actually pays to have their families names in the paper when they die. Just tell your teacher that your family finds putting the name in the paper offensive.

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    Well...
    I don't have an obituary because no one died...
    ._.
    I was going to be tardy...so I was like...I'll just not go to school today. And so my cousin(legal guardian) made up the excuse that a family member died...
    And now I need an obituary.


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    ^well say he died in mexico or a foreign country

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    Quote Originally Posted by xly3r View Post
    Well...
    I don't have an obituary because no one died...
    ._.
    I was going to be tardy...so I was like...I'll just not go to school today. And so my cousin(legal guardian) made up the excuse that a family member died...
    And now I need an obituary.
    Tell your teacher you found out your family member returned from death right after school was finished, and that you are therefore very sorry

    But for real, you might aswell confess before you're in even more trouble


     

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    When I was in school, I used just call the school's main office and act like I'm the dad and say that "my son is sick...can he excused?.." and they would mark me as Excused absence on the website so all my teachers would know I was excused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravallo View Post


    Tell your teacher you found out your family member returned from death right after school was finished, and that you are therefore very sorry

    But for real, you might aswell confess before you're in even more trouble
    In my school...3 tardies count as an absence. 3 absences= Truancy =Kicked out of the school


    Quote Originally Posted by SirKinky View Post
    The family member that "supposedly" died in your family lives in a private community. There are no obituaries.

    Off-topic: Who the fuck wants their name in the paper when they die? I don't know anyone who actually pays to have their families names in the paper when they die. Just tell your teacher that your family finds putting the name in the paper offensive.
    I might just try this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by xly3r View Post
    In my school...3 tardies count as an absence. 3 absences= Truancy =Kicked out of the school
    Holy shit are you serious? LOL

    In my school, 3 tardies count as just detention
    Last edited by Polo; 10-18-2011 at 06:50 PM.

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    Just say "O.K"
    If the teacher wont leave you alone, just say that it is a family decision and you have agreed against it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    When I was in school, I used just call the school's main office and act like I'm the dad and say that "my son is sick...can he excused?.." and they would mark me as Excused absence on the website so all my teachers would know I was excused.
    this is what i do
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apple View Post


    Holy shit are you serious? LOL

    In my school, 3 tardies count as just detention
    I know right...too much


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    Quote Originally Posted by xly3r View Post
    I know right...too much
    Im tardie all the time lol.

    If i was at your school i would just

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apple View Post


    Im tardie all the time lol.

    If i was at your school i would just
    I've had truancy for the past 2 years. l0l
    That's 500 dollars in 2 fines. xD


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