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    Whenever I'm done eating (whether it be a snack or a meal), I have to take this medicine called "Mylanta".
    Of course, knowing my luck, I get one of the three side effects it comes with.
    Diarrhea.

    I almost shit myself in class yesterday because I sneezed.
    And every time I DO take a shit, it shotguns onto the back of my toilet.

    If I don't take it, my pancreas goes insane, but if I do take it, I have to go to the bathroom every hour. What do.

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    remove pancreas start going on fake pancreatic drug fluid(this is true there are pills that imitate the effect of pancreatic fluid)
    Music historian here to please and displease,learning to teach all you peeps,so stop by the music part of the forum,and ask the question to your needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ultimateon View Post
    remove pancreas start going on fake pancreatic drug fluid(this is true there are pills that imitate the effect of pancreatic fluid)
    I know, but I'd rather keep my pancreas.

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    stop sick pls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danger Monkey View Post
    And every time I DO take a shit, it shotguns onto the back of my toilet.
    ouch....sounds hurt.
    "Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harms we do, we do to ourselves."-Mitch Albom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom(GG) View Post
    ouch....sounds hurt.
    It's actually quite liquidy.
    Like, I can barely feel the shit coming out.
    It just gets annoying when you constantly have to take a shit.

    I'm switching brands. :/

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    ouch, sound nasty

    sorry bro
























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    cbf, change brands. get healthy. fuck your pancreas :c and fuck sneezing altogether.



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