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    Cool Today is my fucking birthday

    And actually i hate birthdays cuz everybody comes and says "Congratz" and then you have to say "Oh Thank you"
    I should react different
    What about:
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    ME: Do you have a present?
    GAY: NO, Sorry
    ME: Fuck you
    And i get thousands of Facebook emails...
    So gib 50$ please
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    Quote Originally Posted by Love View Post
    Congrats
    Do you have a present
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philong Nguyen View Post

    Do you have a present
    No, sorry





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    Congratulations, my present; My everlasting love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    Congratulations, my present; My everlasting love.
    This sounds better
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    Congratulations and I do have a present .




     
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