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    Halloween Joke - NEED HELP!!!

    So, our english teacher (i'm not british nor american) told us (me and my mates) to make a halloween joke. We are 6 in a team, and we decided to do something like Questions and Answers, so here is what we came up to:

    Me: How is called a witch that lives on a beach?
    #2: A sand-witch!
    #3: .....?
    #4: .....!
    #5: .....?
    #6: .....!

    And i'm the "boss" in my team, and it's up to me to dp the joke. Bad luck for me because I DONT HAVE ANY FREAKIN' IDEA
    and I need you to help. No trolls or flaming.
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    Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
    A: It had no guts...

    Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
    A: With scare spray...

    Q: What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
    A: Ouch...

    Q: Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
    A: Because they don't have any body to go out with...

    Q: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
    A: To improve his bite...

    Q: What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
    A: A boo boo...


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    Quote Originally Posted by -Equinox View Post
    Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
    A: It had no guts...

    Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
    A: With scare spray...

    Q: What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
    A: Ouch...

    Q: Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
    A: Because they don't have any body to go out with...

    Q: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
    A: To improve his bite...

    Q: What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
    A: A boo boo...


    It's good, but I might need better ones..
    Nope.

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