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    Good Lies

    to not go to school...
    Tomorrow is halloween, im not going, and my parents need a good lie, something else than he hes sick or going to the doctor..

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    Your uncle died always works

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    Your balls are swollen, and you need to see the man's equivalent of a gynecologist.

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    Please excuse my son for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    Please excuse my son for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
    LOL WUT.

    That would never work D:.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    Please excuse my son for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
    Our property is also happens to be located in a unique area of spacetime where quantum mechanics prevents the proper measurement of time. Every clock we have is fucking useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polo View Post


    LOL WUT.

    That would never work D:.
    IT WILL WORK!!!


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    Your parents don't need an excuse to give to the school, the most a school needs is a notification from a parent that their student won't be coming into school. Any more information than that is none of their business.

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    Well, here u call and say My son isnt coming to school, it looks weird without an excuse so.. and they might ask, but they arent supposed

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    You must be like thirteen or something? Say you have blue balls because you couldn't finish, and the pain is unbearable.

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