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    i got an idea every time she makes you pick up the book
    pretend that it burns your hand and start screaming words in latin
    ..im pretty sure shell stop bugging you then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayrix View Post
    i got an idea every time she makes you pick up the book
    pretend that it burns your hand and start screaming words in latin
    ..im pretty sure shell stop bugging you then...
    I like this suggestion a lot. Have a pentagram shaved on your pubes if she starts asking questions.

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    I'm sure you'll be able to survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stay Brutal View Post
    I'm sure you'll be able to survive.
    Cannot survive religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post
    No, i dont. Just the book is on the list of the books, we, students need to read in year.
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    If you live in America, Sue them for separation of church and state.

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    I go to a catholic school. We don't read like the bible front and back, we just take stories from it and get the lesson from them.

    I guess she making you guys study for maybe future lessons in life

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    Never read before, and I never will.
    DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
    AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

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    I wonder what Chemistry class is like in a religious school.

    Introduction of the class, we will not be studying chemistry because it is a sin.



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    I wonder what Chemistry class is like in a religious school.

    Introduction of the class, we will not be studying chemistry because it is a sin.

    Still do everything in a public school.

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    eww no never in a public school
    schools cant force you to read religious books you know its against the law

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison View Post
    eww no never in a public school
    schools cant force you to read religious books you know its against the law
    I'm not sure if that applies to Estonia.

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    Yo Snape, don't read the Bible as a "religious" reference, try reading it as one giant story. It's not bad when read as a story, it's pretty good, plenty of action and shit. I mean come on, raining meteors, people turning into salt, the world flooding, old people building giant ass boats. It's a trippy book if you ask me. If you forget the religious connotation behind it, the book itself is decently written and not a bad read.

    Though in a classroom perspective, it should NOT be crammed down your throat like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post

    nop, just the book and thats it. Also, i HAVE to read it, teacher will to test about it, like Jesus life story
    if you want his life story... all it is, is

    jesus was born from a virgin, he grew up to be a carpenter and at the age of 36 (i think) one of his friends betrayed him to the roman government, they arrested him and he was put on the cross and died, in 3 days he rose again
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post


    if you want his life story... all it is, is

    jesus was born from a virgin, he grew up to be a carpenter and at the age of 36 (i think) one of his friends betrayed him to the roman government, they arrested him and he was put on the cross and died, in 3 days he rose again
    I think it was 33 and he rose to heaven kthnx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supreme View Post


    I think it was 33 and he rose to heaven kthnx.
    i think it might be and no he didnt go straight to heaven, he was on the earth for a bit then he got taken to heaven



    In Acts 1:9, we are told: "After Jesus said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight.
    Oh hai der.

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