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    Today, I ate a penis.

    I went to a Chinese restaurant and I ordered this soup shit that I couldn't even read. It tasted really... mushy and gooey and fucking gross so I asked the guy what it was, FUCKING DICK. I ATE A FUCKING DICK. I even brought it home To Go just for you guys to see, cause I hate you guys that much.

    i40.tinypic.com/2s9ez51.jpg

    My mouth will never be the same. Its a bull penis.

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    Its tasty right? xD lmao GG

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    dem gooks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by weed4ever View Post
    Its tasty right? xD lmao GG
    It tasted like jelly... it like melted in your mouth and it tasted like old beef, and the texture is fucking gross.

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    Now we can say your a cock eater right

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    You act like this the first time you've ever tasted penis.



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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    You act like this the first time you've ever tasted penis.
    Touche... touche...

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    Meh not something i like i rather eat some bull testicles Sweet baby jesus those things are tasty and give you such a huge hurge for sexual conquest :O
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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    You act like this the first time you've ever tasted penis.
    Yea, He just randomly ordered a dick so weird...

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    lol reminds me of fear factor



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    You did what I said to do. Eat a dick.

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    If only we still had the cock-sucker group.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    If only we still had the cock-sucker group.
    Hey, I ate one not sucked one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    Hey, I ate one not sucked one.
    your mouth was on it still counts

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