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    EWW - Not for the weak stomaches...

    This poor guy was minding his own business & he felt an eye irritation. Thinking that it was just regular dust, he started to rub his eye, in an effort to remove the dust. Then his eyes got really red, so he bought some eye drops from the pharmacy. A few days passed and his eyes were still red and seemed a little swollen. Again he dismissed it as dust & continued rubbing, hoping it would go away.

    As the days went by, the swelling of his eye got worse & the redness increased until he decided to go and see a doctor for a check up. The doctor immediately wanted an operation, being afraid of a tumor growth or cyst.

    At the operation, what was thought to be a growth or cyst, actually turned out to be a .........................



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    no where close to making me throw up

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    You don't have a weak stomache then


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    mmm....looks yummy.....

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    HOLY FUCK OMG!!!

    I JUST ATE. FUCKING MAGGoT!!!

    I SMELL A LAWSUIT. HOLY SHIT. PROTECT YOUR EYES, OR SUFFER A MAGGOT CRAWLING OUT OF IT.



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    thats real nice?

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    Dear Lord, A White Bug Developed In His Eye!!! That's Absolutely Descusting!
    HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE 25th??? WE HAVEN'T!
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    i find it yummy, YUMMMMM

    800 post

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG NASTY

    thats like if you get tapeworms. theyll gorw to like half a foot long then crawl out your ear, mouth, nose and all that shit...fucking nasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace76543 View Post
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG NASTY

    thats like if you get tapeworms. theyll gorw to like half a foot long then crawl out your ear, mouth, nose and all that shit...fucking nasty
    That's nothing, in fact it's rather delicious. I've seen muuuuch worse things.

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    Dude thanks, I barfed all over my keyboard :@ U OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD :@ I expect 70 bucks in my mailbox to get me a new fucking wireless keyboard.





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    I like eyes.

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    I like my eyes too, that's why I don't want a freakin xenomorph growing in them...
    HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE 25th??? WE HAVEN'T!
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    Yup yup. Thats pretty fucking sick. and my eye wont stop itching! o.O



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    Im actually kinda dissapointed...


    I saw the thread's title, and i was thinking "OMG Awesome!"
    I was expecting to see something along the lines of https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread...ighlight=knife

    not this kinda biological-oddity stuff.

    So next time, if youre gona give it such an appetizing title, post something that is absolutely sickening, you know, something you wish you could un-see, something that makes one dry-heave at the sight of it.


    4Chan's /b/ is a good place to look for such filth.
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