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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Make a hangi and roast that motherfucker. Depending on the age and build wild boars can be a very delicious bit of meat.

    What is this 'Hangi'?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Yeah, multiple times. Not incredibly hard to kill a boar, although I imagine without the necessary equipment on a deserted island it would be a lot harder. And the problem is you really need to stick its jugular. If you get anywhere else the boar will probably get internal bleeding and won't drain very well and will probably ruin most of your feed.
    Ever had one charge you? I heard you got to stick a boar with a pretty big knife. like this

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    I'm gonna go with B. Fuck the Girl and then let her Die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post


    What is this 'Hangi'?
    It's a pit oven. You should know that, you're kiwi after all
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    Ever had one charge you? I heard you got to stick a boar with a pretty big knife. like this
    I've had one clip the back of my Achilles tendon, I was very lucky to only need a couple stitches. But that was the only time I've been charged at. Every other time pigging dogs have done most of the work with me only needing to stick them at the end. And yes the knife has to be pretty big and strong. The jugular is very thick to cut through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    It's a pit oven. You should know that, you're kiwi after all


    I've had one clip the back of my Achilles tendon, I was very lucky to only need a couple stitches. But that was the only time I've been charged at. Every other time pigging dogs have done most of the work with me only needing to stick them at the end. And yes the knife has to be pretty big and strong. The jugular is very thick to cut through.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post
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    The food tastes like dirt and charcoal mixed together
    Never ever again
    Obviously you weren't doing it right. When I have it, it tastes like smoked roast pork. It was very delectable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Obviously you weren't doing it right. When I have it, it tastes like smoked roast pork. It was very delectable.
    I didn't do it some adults did





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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    It's a pit oven. You should know that, you're kiwi after all


    I've had one clip the back of my Achilles tendon, I was very lucky to only need a couple stitches. But that was the only time I've been charged at. Every other time pigging dogs have done most of the work with me only needing to stick them at the end. And yes the knife has to be pretty big and strong. The jugular is very thick to cut through.
    A pit oven...I might try making one next time I go out.

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    A seems like the best choice
    But B sounds like a fun 10 years

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    If I read correctly, A wouldn't let you off the island and you would just get money, wouldn't go with B because then I would have nothing in 10 years, C because you get to leave and you have no work to do, but it would be hard for me to kill a monkey.So yea c.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirvana View Post
    If I read correctly, A wouldn't let you off the island and you would just get money, wouldn't go with B because then I would have nothing in 10 years, C because you get to leave and you have no work to do, but it would be hard for me to kill a monkey.So yea c.
    At the end of 20 years you get off the island no matter what choice you pick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    At the end of 20 years you get off the island no matter what choice you pick.
    Would still go for the monkey then

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    I think I just won this one. Definitively C. It says you can communicate simple demands. I would just tell it to get wifi so I could get onto the internet. There I would promote that I have an unlimited amount of weed and alcohol for any women wishing to join me. Also I could pay people to build me a fucking house on the island in exchange for as much weed as they can possibly ever have. Thus I wouldn't have to deal with the house burning down. And since I'm assuming that this is some deserted island in the middle of nowhere, I could sell the weed directly legally and make endless amounts of money. So hypothetically, I would just have to kill the monkey, though I would get the benefits from both other categories without the disadvantages


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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    I think I just won this one. Definitively C. It says you can communicate simple demands. I would just tell it to get wifi so I could get onto the internet. There I would promote that I have an unlimited amount of weed and alcohol for any women wishing to join me. Also I could pay people to build me a fucking house on the island in exchange for as much weed as they can possibly ever have. Thus I wouldn't have to deal with the house burning down. And since I'm assuming that this is some deserted island in the middle of nowhere, I could sell the weed directly legally and make endless amounts of money. So hypothetically, I would just have to kill the monkey, though I would get the benefits from both other categories without the disadvantages
    How are you going to get wifi with no ISP?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    How are you going to get wifi with no ISP?
    cause im the elite hacker that hacked doc so i can create and move isps with pure mind force

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