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    Quote Originally Posted by lp98 View Post
    What does "in the vagina but you're not sticking your dick into it." mean?
    I don't even want to bother explaining...
    but lets make this clear, when your brain tells the organ to close up so your urine(acidic) won't destroy your sperm.
    When you do anal there is no guaranteeing they won't shit on your dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post
    thats why you stick your dick in her mouth... so she'll shut the fuck up and not ask you do dip your dick in shit...
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO! nice one


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    Quote Originally Posted by noob555 View Post
    I don't even want to bother explaining...
    but lets make this clear, when your brain tells the organ to close up so your urine(acidic) won't destroy your sperm.
    When you do anal there is no guaranteeing they won't shit on your dick
    you make that sound like it's a bad thing





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    Quote Originally Posted by lp98 View Post
    What does "in the vagina but you're not sticking your dick into it." mean?
    You ain't sticking your dick into gooey shit.

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    Just FYI, you will have to lube her asshole a lot or your dick will have a lot of friction against her asshole and it will hurt her a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    Just FYI, you will have to lube her asshole a lot or your dick will have a lot of friction against her asshole and it will hurt her a lot.
    LOL complicated sex..


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    she was sweating a lot O___O


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    Quote Originally Posted by CaT- View Post
    she was sweating a lot O___O
    LOL, wait you did it right?


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    It sounds like no one here except CaT has had anal sex Throw a condom on, lube it up, pour some lube in her ass, use a dildo (small one) to loosen the rectum up, and stick it in. If you're saying no to Anal that's because you haven't done it, a chicks ass is much tighter than her pussy. If it isn't, then she's done anal a LOT on the past. Also, it's only hard to get it in passed the rectum, the sphincter isn't a very loose muscle. Also, @ OP, if she does Kegels then her ass should be TIGHTER than her pussy, Kegels strengthen the PC muscle, which is the muscle in between the ass and genetalia. That muscle controls the rectum, which gets when the muscle is built up decreases in size. So she's probably just naturally tight or does cheer leading stretches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    It sounds like no one here except CaT has had anal sex Throw a condom on, lube it up, pour some lube in her ass, use a dildo (small one) to loosen the rectum up, and stick it in. If you're saying no to Anal that's because you haven't done it, a chicks ass is much tighter than her pussy. If it isn't, then she's done anal a LOT on the past. Also, it's only hard to get it in passed the rectum, the sphincter isn't a very loose muscle. Also, @ OP, if she does Kegels then her ass should be TIGHTER than her pussy, Kegels strengthen the PC muscle, which is the muscle in between the ass and genetalia. That muscle controls the rectum, which gets when the muscle is built up decreases in size. So she's probably just naturally tight or does cheer leading stretches.
    i think mpgh has a sex expert and its you LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spirit View Post
    i think mpgh has a sex expert and its you LOL
    Nah nigga nah, I just liek buttsechs

    Like everyone else I enjoy fucking a pussy over the ass, but people keep making anal sound like it's terrible, which it's not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    Nah nigga nah, I just liek buttsechs

    Like everyone else I enjoy fucking a pussy over the ass, but people keep making anal sound like it's terrible, which it's not
    still an expert at it.. LOL the way your phrased it was so ____________ xD


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spirit View Post
    i think mpgh has a sex expert and its you LOL
    lolwhat I thought everyone knew that
    it's just that 90% of mpgh is under 15 and haven't seen a vagina in real life





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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post

    lolwhat I thought everyone knew that
    it's just that 90% of mpgh is under 15 and haven't seen a vagina in real life
    it was just the way he phrased it xD


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