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    Quote Originally Posted by amandeep94 View Post
    Reminds me of a monkey who was resting in front of my house (in India). He ate his bananas and then started playing with his DICK. That's when I accepted: We have a COMMON ancestor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woods View Post

    ROFL
    THIS IS HILARIOUS.
    Have you never seen a Monkey masturbating?
    They get a boner sooner than a man will.

    OnTopic: @Woods I noticed you are ACTUALLY in love with these new Monkey emots. I can find 1 in all your posts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amandeep94 View Post
    Have you never seen a Monkey masturbating?
    They get a boner sooner than a man will.
    Never knew that


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    Quote Originally Posted by amandeep94 View Post
    Have you never seen a Monkey masturbating?
    They get a boner sooner than a man will.
    LOL. Hilarious funfact!
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    Quote Originally Posted by amandeep94 View Post
    Have you never seen a Monkey masturbating?
    They get a boner sooner than a man will.

    OnTopic: @Woods I noticed you are ACTUALLY in love with these new Monkey emots. I can find 1 in all your posts.
    Nice ,erm, fun fact

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spirit View Post
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    He said he did on the first post of this thread

    Yes I just love emotes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woods View Post


    Yes I just love emotes
    You use one at the end of every post

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    Quote Originally Posted by amandeep94 View Post
    Reminds me of a monkey who was resting in front of my house (in India). He ate his bananas and then started playing with his DICK. That's when I accepted: We have a COMMON ancestor.
    Yup, the only thing that separates him from you is that he didn't think twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    Yup, the only thing that separates him from you is that he didn't think twice.
    Maybe that's the only thing that unites you and him.
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    But Being Pro is Not LEGIT!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by amandeep94 View Post
    Maybe that's the only thing that unites you and him.
    See a girl, whip out my dick and see how it improves my conversation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    See a girl, whip out my dick and see how it improves my conversation.

    You got some Real Steel Balls. I'm impressed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amandeep94 View Post
    You got some Real Steel Balls. I'm impressed.
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