Results 1 to 10 of 10
  1. #1
    omfgs's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Card Board Box
    Posts
    409
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    277
    My Mood
    Drunk

    Cool Funniest Quotes?

    We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off.
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
     


     
    Successful trades
    ---------------------
    Chain_reactionz (Went first no MM or OMM) Vouch++ EDIT 5/2/2013 REPORTED MY ACCOUNT AS STOLEN ALREADY BOUGHT 50K ZP PERM BANNED. DO NOT TRUST. I REPEAT DO NOT TRUST. Your account is currently blocked from playing CROSS FIRE from Z8Games due to permanently closed for an account stealing investigation.
    -
    Accountforsale VOUCH <3 50K ZP he went first
    -KerPwn- Vouch bought minecraft alts legit.


     
    Omfgs Pub HackV1 08-07-2011
    Statues: Detected
    OmfgsJect V1 Simple 08-12-2011
    Staues: Detected

     
    Minecraft server
    Minecraft server ip: kitpvpcc.com | 50.31.28.58
    Youtube.com/kitpvpcc
    Facebook.com/kitpvpcc
    kitpvpcc.buycraft.net

  2. #2
    Lady GaGa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Gamerage
    Posts
    5,147
    Reputation
    140
    Thanks
    333
    My Mood
    Angelic
    Quote Originally Posted by omfgs View Post
    We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off.
    You got that joke from the FunnyJokes app on Android. But it's still

    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    ...but then I took an arrow to the knee.
    Last edited by Lady GaGa; 01-21-2012 at 09:25 AM.
    Your signature has been removed due to excessive homosexuality.

  3. #3
    EndRiT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Gender
    male
    Location
    USSR
    Posts
    12,751
    Reputation
    170
    Thanks
    4,294,967,295
    Time travel to 2008 and 2009 and everything posted on MPGH was hilarious.

  4. #4
    Time's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    21,039
    Reputation
    2051
    Thanks
    2,887
    My Mood
    Mellow
    "When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown

    "We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.” – Alexander Pope


    My private army.
    Steam : Jesus Puncher


    "For he is all knowing, stand together and rise with him and accept the lord as your almighty wingman"
    - Genesis 4:20
    Gifts:
    ..........


  5. #5
    Nathan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    In a magical place
    Posts
    6,113
    Reputation
    394
    Thanks
    361
    I don't really know any funny jokes, only wise/philosofical ones.

  6. #6
    EndRiT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Gender
    male
    Location
    USSR
    Posts
    12,751
    Reputation
    170
    Thanks
    4,294,967,295
    "When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown

    >Implying multiple buses don't come to the same stop

  7. #7
    Hugo Boss's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    28,442
    Reputation
    4062
    Thanks
    5,704
    My Mood
    Angelic
    Life is like a tree, if you don't straighten it up while it's young, you won't be able to do it when it becomes old.


    Please be aware of imposters. I do not own a Skype account and I will NEVER contact you outside of MPGH.


    My MPGH History

    Super User since 08-29-2017
    Global Moderator from 10-02-2016 - 08-29-2017
    Premium Seller since 11-16-2016
    Moderator from 09-24-2015 - 01-09-2016
    Alliance of Valiant Arms Minion from 11-12-2015 - 01-09-2016
    Market place Minion from 09-24-2015 - 01-09-2016
    Crossfire Minion from 09-11-2015 - 01-09-2016

    Middleman from 07-07-2015 - 01-09-2016
    Market Place Minion from 03-03-2014 - 08-01-2014
    Middleman from 01-30-2014 - 08-01-2014
    Moderator from 03-29-2013 - 04-04-2013
    Market Place Minion from 03-07-2013 - 04-04-2013
    Premium Member since 01-25-2013
    Middleman from 12-04-2012 - 04-04-2013
    Registered since 10-9-2011

  8. #8
    Monterr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Mainly General
    Posts
    1,023
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    38
    My Mood
    Angelic
    I dont know any funny quotes, but yours are great.
    Finally 500 posts YAY.
    WRONG
    Almost 1000 posts YAY.






  9. #9
    Jabuuty671's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    21,231
    Reputation
    1468
    Thanks
    4,095
    Well nvm about that video i posted ...
    Useless stupid thread.
    Last edited by Jabuuty671; 01-21-2012 at 04:42 PM.


  10. #10
    Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Gender
    female
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    18,294
    Reputation
    1007
    Thanks
    1,163
    My Mood
    In Love
    I used to share my quotes with everyone. Then I took an arrow to the knee




















  11. The Following User Says Thank You to Ed For This Useful Post:

    [MPGH]Time (01-22-2012)

Similar Threads

  1. MPGH IRC Chat Quote Thread
    By i eat trees in forum Entertainment
    Replies: 746
    Last Post: 07-02-2011, 11:07 PM
  2. Funniest guy on earth
    By Dave84311 in forum General
    Replies: 32
    Last Post: 06-13-2010, 06:19 AM
  3. Favorite Quote
    By EleMentX in forum Spammers Corner
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 12-09-2006, 05:03 PM
  4. Funniest Penalty
    By EleMentX in forum General
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 09-04-2006, 12:10 AM
  5. Funniest Song Ever! Nice Movie Too
    By quin123 in forum General
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 07-29-2006, 08:52 PM

Tags for this Thread