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    You need to see her as a friend, not as a possible girlfriend, it will make you less nervous about it. And it will just come up naturally, dont worry, be patient

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post



    Sorry I read the title and first sentence of a different thread and posted in this one


    Why don't you take an English course, learn to spell, use grammar, interpret what people are saying and understand what words mean
    you will never shut up no matter what I say. You win, good job on being the most annoying douche I've ever met online.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.7331 View Post
    you will never shut up no matter what I say. You win, good job on being the most annoying douche I've ever met online.




    Maybe i'm only annoying because every point I've made has been better than yours





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    These are the steps:
    1) Begin the conversation
    2) Ask questions about her (not too personal, like 'how much do you earn' or 'when's the last time you had sex')- keep it simple, but interesting.
    3) Listen to her carefully. A common mistake is that you will pretend that you care but not actually listen, and if she catches you not hearing what she's saying, it is worse than if you didn't give a fuck.
    4) Buy her a drink.
    5) Compliment her- not too cheesy ('someone call heaven, they left an angel on earth') and not too direct ('hi, do you have a place were I can put my dick? my underwear just doesn't seem enough').
    6) Tell her if she wants to leave (with you, obviously).
    7) Get laid.
    8) Wake up, say you have something important to do so you have to leave.
    9) Use the magic words to give her the false sense that you are not, in fact, a douchebag; 'Yes, I will call you later. I promise.'
    10) Repeat next night.

    Some other useful things are to use a fake name (don't change them every week- just use one fake name- e. g. mine is 'Drake Welsch').

    Of course, you do not have to be truthful about everything. You can use a fake job (were there is money, of course), a fake family (I once got a girl to believe that I was part of the Polish Royal Family), and even a fake nationality (Argentinian is delightful for spanish speaking countries).

    However, if you want a girl because you love her and want to fall deeply and be with her and take care of her, just be yourself and do your best to keep her happy.
    God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    God I want make love to your face right now.
    I'd say playboy millionaire/secret badass vigilante tops the list of exciting life choices.



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    Quote Originally Posted by natiko View Post
    Some other useful things are to use a fake name (don't change them every week- just use one fake name- e. g. mine is 'Drake Welsch').
    My fake name is Richard Tracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    I'd say playboy millionaire/secret badass vigilante tops the list of exciting life choices.
    Iron man>bat man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    Iron man>bat man
    Ironman: Wears metal armor, flies, billionaire playboy, and laser beams.

    Batman: Unarmed combat/martial arts, military grade armor, badass voice, lurks in shadows, incredible detective skills, motherfucking grappling hooks, billionaire playboy, and has the coolest video games for a licensed game.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Ironman: Wears metal armor, flies, billionaire playboy, and laser beams.

    Batman: Unarmed combat/martial arts, military grade armor, badass voice, lurks in shadows, incredible detective skills, motherfucking grappling hooks, billionaire playboy, and has the coolest video games for a licensed game.
    Iron man: goes to sleep, covered in bitches. Wakes up, more bitches. Puts on badass better then mil-spec indestructible suit. Bitches come runnin. Punches tanks in face, as well as Al Qaeda and the Taliban...collectively. Privatizes world peace, and walks out of law suit (Iron Man VS United States Federal Gov't) like a boss. But not before hacking their smart board on his modified iPhone and embarrassing 10 military arms corporations. Oh, and his sidekick is a black man.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.7331 View Post
    I simply cannot talk to women. I don't know what type of conversation to open up with, and I'm not interested in their shitty lives and whining. Sometimes I pretend to be interested but deep down I don't give 2 flying fucks. Maybe if Sex was involved it would be alot different. How do you guys talk to women?
    STEP 1: Take Cialis
    STEP 2: Drop pants before conversing with said females.
    smoke bongs cause its my dayjob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    Iron man: goes to sleep, covered in bitches. Wakes up, more bitches. Puts on badass better then mil-spec indestructible suit. Bitches come runnin. Punches tanks in face, as well as Al Qaeda and the Taliban...collectively. Privatizes world peace, and walks out of law suit (Iron Man VS United States Federal Gov't) like a boss. But not before hacking their smart board on his modified iPhone and embarrassing 10 military arms corporations. Oh, and his sidekick is a black man.

    Batman: Doesn't kill anyone. The true hero.



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    Quote Originally Posted by xiiav View Post
    STEP 1: Take Cialis
    STEP 2: Drop pants before conversing with said females.
    Why the fuck would anyone need Cialis to talk to females?





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    Maybe you should think about it. Yur gaiiiiiiiii

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Batman: Doesn't kill anyone. The true hero.
    When did I say Iron Man was a true hero


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post


    Why the fuck would anyone need Cialis to talk to females?
    Hence the reason for the pants dropping. Bigger dicks attract more women. Proven fact.

    -On a side note, hop off my cock please. Replying to your needless, pointless comments gets boring quickly.
    smoke bongs cause its my dayjob

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