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    Quote Originally Posted by Polo View Post



    How the fuck do you burn a bottle..
    let's just say... no let's not say anything

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    I burnt my nose when trying to light a roach.



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    I've burnt rice before.

    I dishonoured my family and wasn't allowed in the kitchen for a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    I've burnt rice before.

    I dishonoured my family and wasn't allowed in the kitchen for a week.
    Rice is easy to burn





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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    I burnt my nose when trying to light a roach.
    Burnt my fingers doing this, but.. how the fuck did you burn your nose? Did you have it in your mouth then try and light it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post


    Rice is easy to burn
    Not when your asian

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    Your thread title is true

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    Quote Originally Posted by Physcadelic View Post


    Burnt my fingers doing this, but.. how the fuck did you burn your nose? Did you have it in your mouth then try and light it
    Yeah lol. I was all kinds of fucked up that day/night



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Ragealot View Post
    Your thread title is true

    This.


    I once burnt my bedroom floor when I left the iron turned on.

    I don't burn food a lot but I always do it with bacon. Burnt bacon is the best bacon.

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    Burnt my finger when i was playing with a candle. It counts?
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    I burn every second frozen pizza .

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