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    Caught my dad with my gf

    GF of 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

    OR

    Pack my stuff and be on my way.

    Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

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    Aww son, you're gf is a lifeless piece of metal. You so fucked up /aww

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    Both? I sure as hell would. Also awesome grill.
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    pack your stuff.



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    Pack your stuff, beat him up, then leave.

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    rape her
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    img is a george forman grill?

    any way... dont leave until you get you shit together to where you can handle it out there on your own... save some money up first.




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    LMFAO didn't look at the picture (didn't even want to see your GF anyways). Good one.
    Last edited by Sir Nathan; 02-06-2012 at 12:22 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by natiko View Post
    Kick the shit out of your father. A man who can't respect his child's love for a woman is a man that doesn't deserve the right to procreate. Beat him up. What he did is not the act of a father- not even of a friend, so you don't have to act as a son anymore. After that, move the fuck out. It is not healthy for you to be there. It is emotionally harmful, and can lead to psychological issues.
    I'm guessing you didn't look at the picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KimiMKII View Post
    I'm guessing you didn't look at the picture.
    Aside from Nathan, you and me nobody even got the point. Derp
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    oh fuck i got trolled... i get it now




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    Next level retardation on people giving endrat advice right now.

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    gf = george foreman and yeah his meat on her blah blah i get now wow I'm a dumbass




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    Fap to the bitch, pack your bags , go to the local hardware shop pick up a new one .
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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    gf = george foreman and yeah his meat on her blah blah i get now wow I'm a dumbass
    It ain't even an original joke, it's old as fuck

    ... and ultimateon still doesn't get it
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