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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkByte7 View Post
    Here is a good pickup line that you could use to attract your game it works everytime:
    "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
    Or you could just pull your dick out in a middle of conversation and see how it goes from there.

    My friend isn't ballsy enough so he just goes with a simple, "I have an erection", which effectively attracts all attention to him.

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    Well now that we're on topic, I have a few pickup lines that [B]always[B] work. Go up to her and tell her:

    Hi. Have you gone to Hogwarts?
    -No
    Really? That's weird, because you're doing a Wingardium Leviosa on my dick.

    Hi. Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me.

    Hey there's a party tonight!
    -Really? Where?
    In your mouth, and I'm cumin'!

    Hey there, I have a problem...
    -What is it?
    My dick just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?

    Hey babe, I'm an astronaut today.
    -Really?
    Yeah, and I'm going in a mission to Uranus.

    Hi, my name is (your name).
    -Hi, mine is (her name)
    Oh no no, I am not introducing myself. I just wanted to let you know what you'll be screaming tonight.



    Can't remember others right now, but those should work on the bitches who are into Pokemons.
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    Meh, I know plenty who are cool as hell. Still have yet to meet an insanely hot nerdy chick. That will be the day My current gf just likes to play games once in a while. She's a COD-phag


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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    Meh, I know plenty who are cool as hell. Still have yet to meet an insanely hot nerdy chick. That will be the day My current gf just likes to play games once in a while. She's a COD-phag
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    anything new?

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    Quote Originally Posted by natiko View Post
    Well now that we're on topic, I have a few pickup lines that [B]always[B] work. Go up to her and tell her:

    Hi. Have you gone to Hogwarts?
    -No
    Really? That's weird, because you're doing a Wingardium Leviosa on my dick.

    Hi. Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me.

    Hey there's a party tonight!
    -Really? Where?
    In your mouth, and I'm cumin'!

    Hey there, I have a problem...
    -What is it?
    My dick just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?

    Hey babe, I'm an astronaut today.
    -Really?
    Yeah, and I'm going in a mission to Uranus.

    Hi, my name is (your name).
    -Hi, mine is (her name)
    Oh no no, I am not introducing myself. I just wanted to let you know what you'll be screaming tonight.



    Can't remember others right now, but those should work on the bitches who are into Pokemons.
    i dont need help getting them im just saying theyre bitches.

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    Nigga's obv mad

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    Quote Originally Posted by natiko View Post
    Well now that we're on topic, I have a few pickup lines that [B]always[B] work. Go up to her and tell her:

    Hi. Have you gone to Hogwarts?
    -No
    Really? That's weird, because you're doing a Wingardium Leviosa on my dick.

    Hi. Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me.

    Hey there's a party tonight!
    -Really? Where?
    In your mouth, and I'm cumin'!

    Hey there, I have a problem...
    -What is it?
    My dick just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?

    Hey babe, I'm an astronaut today.
    -Really?
    Yeah, and I'm going in a mission to Uranus.

    Hi, my name is (your name).
    -Hi, mine is (her name)
    Oh no no, I am not introducing myself. I just wanted to let you know what you'll be screaming tonight.



    Can't remember others right now, but those should work on the bitches who are into Pokemons.
    Those are pretty funny.


     


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    Girls be like clay.
    Just form dem the way you like.
    That is..if u a playa..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gab View Post
    Nigga's obv mad
    wanna fight?
    Still love you Giggletron


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