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    What Do You Do In This Situation?

    You are surrounded by black men, and you are covered in shit. The all have blunt objects to shove up your asshole. They want bukkake. The only thing you have is a dildo launcher. You begin to fire, but they just take it and enjoy it. Then human intestines and brain matter begin to rain from the sky. You lick it off your penis and the bukkake begins. You massage a pilgrims hard cock. You then proceed to pleasure him with flesh and brain matter.
    Your penis grows to the size of a football field. And you pole-vault into the river of black men, who jizz all over your chest and claim their dominance.
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    You wake up.
    It was a dream.
    You jizzed in your bed.
    You look down and you dont have a penis

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    Finger myself and grab my boobs because I turned into my woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    Finger myself and grab my boobs because I turned into my woman.
    You're not a women. You're just without a penis.

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    You don't jizz in your sleep, unless you suffer from sleep-jacking.
    Your signature has been removed due to excessive homosexuality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonsoina View Post
    You're not a women. You're just without a penis.
    THEN WHO WAS JIZZ

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    What the fuck did I just read?

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    You are in 8th grade, why u have so kinky thoughts?

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    Something gay like Wtf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noob555 View Post
    You are in 8th grade, why u have so kinky thoughts?
    What did you think about in 8th grade? Legos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonsoina View Post
    What did you think about in 8th grade? Legos?
    I'm an 8th grader... Had sex once.. Figered a few chicks...got a bj..sext all the time...have a gf that would never do a thing with me.. think of pausing time during class and fucking inocent chicks... its just a way of life!
    Don't smoke crack kids and always use a condom!XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonsoina View Post
    What did you think about in 8th grade? Legos?
    No, I just didn't have such explicit kinky thoughts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKnownError View Post
    I'm an 8th grader... Had sex once.. Figered a few chicks...got a bj..sext all the time...have a gf that would never do a thing with me.. think of pausing time during class and fucking inocent chicks... its just a way of life!
    Inb4you become a parent at the age of 13.

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    I would go kill a black man. And as I am cutting out his liver, I would explain this dream of mine. Because I want him to understand, it's not a hate crime, or anything personal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKnownError View Post
    I'm an 8th grader... Had sex once.. Figered a few chicks...got a bj..sext all the time...have a gf that would never do a thing with me.. think of pausing time during class and fucking inocent chicks... its just a way of life!
    Damn dude i thought I was the only one who did the pause time thing! No girls in my town are like that though D: That's why I find girls from other states and sext.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noob555 View Post
    No, I just didn't have such explicit kinky thoughts.

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    Inb4you become a parent at the age of 13.
    Im 14... and yea the chick scared me for a week about how she was... then told me she was jk.. pissed me the fuck off

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonsoina View Post
    Damn dude i thought I was the only one who did the pause time thing! No girls in my town are like that though D: That's why I find girls from other states and sext.
    same here nigga. my class was bored and so we were talking we all do that:P and same here with sexting
    Don't smoke crack kids and always use a condom!XD

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    You're replies are amazing! I love this site so much lmao

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