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    goddam, that's funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    So far all of these stories deserve to be on fail blog.

    Embarrassing moment? Hmm, probably when me and a friend were trying to impress a group of chicks in the mall, I stole a chick underwear she wanted and the mall security came after us. We ran and would have gotten away, if it weren't for this really fat security guard who tripped down the stairs and knocked me the fuck over while I was trying to run down them myself. He wouldn't get off either, so I tried pushing him off. Turns out I actually tore a muscle doing so and had to be rushed to the hospital.
    Worst of all he smelled terrible
    him smelling was the worst part ay
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    So what did she say after you said she had small nipples? She smack the shit outta you?
    luckily she didnt, she was laughing for half the period ....

    i dont think it helped that while playing touch rugby in my PE class, i swung my left arm out to touch the person with the ball (happened to be the same girll ) and slapped her boob
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    dave that really you in the vid?
    Oh hai der.

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    So far all of these stories deserve to be on fail blog.

    Embarrassing moment? Hmm, probably when me and a friend were trying to impress a group of chicks in the mall, I stole a chick underwear she wanted and the mall security came after us. We ran and would have gotten away, if it weren't for this really fat security guard who tripped down the stairs and knocked me the fuck over while I was trying to run down them myself. He wouldn't get off either, so I tried pushing him off. Turns out I actually tore a muscle doing so and had to be rushed to the hospital.
    Worst of all he smelled terrible

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    When I was fucking your mom and it turned out to be your dad.

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    Every time I talk to people I like. I'm not going to list the worst, but yeah, they keep getting worse with each passing encounter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    I was walking in the school and I didn't see my friend and he pushed me really hard and I tried to catch myself on a wall with my hands but ended up grabbing my friend's boobs.
    5min later hot sex scene?

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    I was walking in the school and I didn't see my friend and he pushed me really hard and I tried to catch myself on a wall with my hands but ended up grabbing my friend's boobs.

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    Don't think I got an embarrassing moment yet in my life yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradise` View Post
    Don't think I got an embarrassing moment yet in my life yet.
    ha, yet

    you just wait
    Oh hai der.

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