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    Explain a Computer?

    How would you explain a computer to someone from the B.C. era? Extra credit, explain the internet to that person.

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    What, a guy can't post something interesting on an Internet forum?

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    It's jesus

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    First I would have to learn their primary language. Then I would just say its magic/witchcraft in a box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    First I would have to learn their primary language. Then I would just say its magic/witchcraft in a box.
    Best answer.

    "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

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    if he ever devoloped the concept of english i would say a computer is a magical light box and the internet is a magical series of tubes

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    ALL THEM BITCHES WILL BE ON ME IN THAT ERA!! A MAGICAL BOX WITH LIGHT SHOWING DIFFERENT THINGS. yes.

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    If Humans raped and impregnated neanderthals, what happened to the mix species?

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    Tell them that a Computer is a magical Box where Magix things happen, like the internet. and tell em that MPGH is the HQ of it
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    I'd just throw it at them.

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    Use the old greek words for math and machine to describe a computer while using information world to explain the internet. Problem solved.

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    Its a Box that harnessed the power of thunder to be used like paper :S
    Music historian here to please and displease,learning to teach all you peeps,so stop by the music part of the forum,and ask the question to your needs.

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