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    either
    A: Your trolling
    B: You have one fucked up and retarded family.
    Shit reminds me of the idiot that got 3 magic beans when he was supposed to buy a cow..... what was that shit called? Oh yea. Jack and the beanstalk.

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    Old people...amirite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    either
    A: Your trolling
    B: You have one fucked up and retarded family.
    Shit reminds me of the idiot that got 3 magic beans when he was supposed to buy a cow..... what was that shit called? Oh yea. Jack and the beanstalk.
    im going with B

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    Quote Originally Posted by unicorn69 View Post
    Old people...amirite?
    should just stay in the senior home
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    Quote Originally Posted by iJordonBanned View Post
    :facepalm: Extra do you think its illegal if they contacted the police everything, use your brain before you post please..
    Ouch my feelings...

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    My grandma is a genius. Your grandma is a fucking dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    My grandma is a genius. Your grandma is a fucking dumbass.
    yes she is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    either
    A: Your trolling
    B: You have one fucked up and retarded family.
    Shit reminds me of the idiot that got 3 magic beans when he was supposed to buy a cow..... what was that shit called? Oh yea. Jack and the beanstalk.
    Exactly what I was thinking of .

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    sounds like a troll.
    Still love you Giggletron


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swiftdude View Post
    sounds like a troll.
    if only
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    My grandma is a genius. Your grandma is a fucking dumbass.
    I second this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikaboom View Post
    My grandmother is so retarded. She was walking around and some random lady tapped her on the shoulder and they talked. After a long talk, she asked my grandmother for all her money in exchange for these golden "magical" bags. My grandmother, being the retard she is, went home and took $170,000 and tried to withdraw all her money from the bank too, but instead of her bank book thing, she took her passport (thank god...). Then she went to the park with all this money and gave it to the random woman. The women gives her these "magical" bags and tells my grandmother "Don't open these bags for 3 days and stay in your home for 1 week". My grandmother listens, goes home and falls asleep, when she wakes up, she decides to open the bags and in these golden bags were 2 water bottles and a newspaper... and now shes having suicide thoughts thinking life insurance will give us money.

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    Summary: My grandmother gave someone $170,000 for 2 water bottles and a newspaper, and now thinks dying will make it up due to life insurance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extraordinaire View Post


    Could be illegal money.
    find somebody to help you launder your money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noob555 View Post
    find somebody to help you launder your money.
    sounds cool but sadly no
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    Your grandma should have bought 170,000 in gold. Why? Better investment, and she can't drag a ton of gold around.

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