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    My grandmother is so retarded. She was walking around and some random lady tapped her on the shoulder and they talked. After a long talk, she asked my grandmother for all her money in exchange for these golden "magical" bags. My grandmother, being the retard she is, went home and took $170,000 and tried to withdraw all her money from the bank too, but instead of her bank book thing, she took her passport (thank god...). Then she went to the park with all this money and gave it to the random woman. The women gives her these "magical" bags and tells my grandmother "Don't open these bags for 3 days and stay in your home for 1 week". My grandmother listens, goes home and falls asleep, when she wakes up, she decides to open the bags and in these golden bags were 2 water bottles and a newspaper... and now shes having suicide thoughts thinking life insurance will give us money.

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    Summary: My grandmother gave someone $170,000 for 2 water bottles and a newspaper, and now thinks dying will make it up due to life insurance.

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    Man... Are you serious?
    DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
    AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

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    Find her kick her ass get the money back .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jigsaw View Post
    Man... Are you serious?
    yes, it sucks so bad knowing my family just lost all that money, worst part is, were not like a rich family and that money was money my grandmother was saving her whole life, she hardly bought anything except food and water.
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    If you really love your family, kill that bitch and take the money.
    DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
    AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

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    Wait so what did she think the bags would do?

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    make sure to at least tell the cops and ask your grandma if she remembers how this con artists looks like

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    Doesn't sound like much of a con artist, con artist's usually have some sort of deal, like a contractor making someone sign something that signs everything away, your grandma should be either put in a nursing home or a mental institution if she thinks "Magical Bags" are real, seriously who the fuck would give that kinda money for bags filled with who knows what, jeeze :facepalm: you shouldn't have even posted this, it will just bring great shame to you and your nuts ass grandma.

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    Magical.. bags... that is supposed to.. do something.. worth 170,000 dollars?

    I do not understand..
    Feels a bit dirty

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    UPDATE: My mom says the person probably used some kind of drug/fumes that caused her to be so retarded, but I don't know off the top of my head anything that can do that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luciette View Post
    Magical.. bags... that is supposed to.. do something.. worth 170,000 dollars?

    I do not understand..
    ill never understand my grandmother
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    So how the hell would you drug
    Somebody outdoors with fumes or shit without getting druged your self ?

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    Extacy , Date Rape Drug, Moron Pill? I think it might have been the moron pill for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikaboom View Post
    UPDATE: My mom says the person probably used some kind of drug/fumes that caused her to be so retarded, but I don't know off the top of my head anything that can do that

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    ill never understand my grandmother
    How cruel..

    I have learned long ago that if something is too good to be true.. it is not true.. Mostly..

    But she did not deserve this.. I am sorry for your grandmother..

    I wish you luck..
    Feels a bit dirty

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    fucking gypsies

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    Wow bro. That fucking sucks Have you had luck finding the Con Artist?

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