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    How to pick up straight males?

    Being the faggot I am, I want to know.....
    How do I pick up a straight male ?
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post
    Being the faggot I am, I want to know.....
    How do I pick up a straight male ?
    Why would you do this?
    Seems to be no good reason to do this...

    Well, if you really have to, depends on your age
    Age: 10-16 (It should go kinda easy, since you are in the stage where you explore the options)
    Age 16+ (It's not that easy, since they think very much about it. Just get him drunk, and try to keep him interested in you, and don't let his other "cool" buddy(s) interfere.)

    Else, it's hard for us to tell you anything:
    Why?
    Because we don't know how you are, what your status in the "social network" is and so on...

     
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    GHB is soluble in liquids.

    Just saying.

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    what? maybe stop talk with riddles and with words i am not even know.

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    Well you might just want to give up on that guy, and find another homosexual. You won't convince a straight guy to date you. If you just want to have sex with him then just get him completely wasted/drug him.


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    chloroform .



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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeus View Post
    chloroform .
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    ---------- Post added at 09:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:57 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post
    Being the faggot I am, I want to know.....
    How do I pick up a straight male ?
    straight guys = gays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Physcadelic View Post
    GHB is soluble in liquids.

    Just saying.
    Damnit beat me to it! Well I'll have to list some more

    Flunitrazepam.

    Rohypnol.

    Ketamine.


    ---------- Post added at 01:10 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:09 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Paradise` View Post
    Go to jail, and drop the soup, I'm sure you will find someone.
    That's right, you drop that soup. Lick it off the floor.

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