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    Security Sorcery

    I swear the security guard at my school is a goddam wizard.
    Every time a ball or a frisbee comes out of my hand or my friend's hand, he pops out and gives us shit for it.

    Just yesterday I was attempting to use a water bottle as a football and I looked all around me and moved to a corner of the school. Then I was challenged to lob it as far as i could.

    I threw it close to about 100 meter (half filled with water so didnt go that far, and this is based on my knowledge of how long a 25 meter pool is).

    As soon as the bottle left my hand he drove his golf cart right to the would-be landing point and just stopped there until the bottle landed and when it did he looked at me and I was issued a saturday school

    He never goes to the corner of the school. ever.

    What is this sorcery?
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    How stupid can you be GL with your life.

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    Sounds like you have a stalker or just very frequently occurring coincidences

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    1. He Likes you
    2. He's just doing his job to keep the School clean.

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    My principal never let me go to lunch because I never ate. He said, "The school needs to make money, if you're not going to buy lunch, then don't go."

    Went anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drtro View Post
    My principal never let me go to lunch because I never ate. He said, "The school needs to make money, if you're not going to buy lunch, then don't go."

    Went anyways.
    Your principal is retarded. I guess people can't bring their own lunches in then either


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    Quote Originally Posted by Drtro View Post
    My principal never let me go to lunch because I never ate. He said, "The school needs to make money, if you're not going to buy lunch, then don't go."

    Went anyways.
    I go to lunch to talk.

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    you should kill him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeovante View Post
    How stupid can you be GL with your life.
    lolwut? GL with his life?

    >throwing waterbottle
    >instantly throws life away.

    /tire
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    Quote Originally Posted by L View Post


    I go to lunch to talk.
    its basically what its for
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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalHazard_ View Post
    1. He Likes you
    2. He's just doing his job to keep the School clean.
    well yes he is, but the thing is i never leave trash lying around even if I throw it (although true theres no way he could have known)
    And im just saying that he pops out at very inconvenient times haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post


    Your principal is retarded. I guess people can't bring their own lunches in then either

    Our school was poor as fuck. People had to share textbooks. Yet we had 4 60" flatscreens in the cafe for ESPN, MTV, etc.

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    Why are you throwing shit in the first place?
    If it's a rule that you can't, then don't do it.

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    It's a school or a prison?
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