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    The Meaning of Life and Why Jesus

    hates you.

    Jesus, like most people from the 1st century, is dead, if he ever existed. Now on to the meaning of life, there is a fairly good chance life has no higher meaning. But that should encourage people to enjoy this life while they have it, live it the fullest.

    ~ Stoned
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    ~ Stoned
    I thought as much. =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPK View Post
    I thought as much. =/
    I speak the truth. Oh and Jesus would have hated you guys because your douche bags.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naruto Boy View Post
    I dont believe it.
    What? that Jesus would have hated you? Well in all honesty Jesus was a nice guys, "I like your Jesus I just hate your Christians" and your God.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    There is no such thing as meaning of life.

    Unless if you describe reproducing and having a big territory is a meaning of life, we do got one.


    Else way, We have no higher goal, Like to life to get to heaven.
    Why would there even be life, In life we can get hurt, we can die, and keel.
    In heaven everything's perfect, no pain, no murder, no death.
    So... Why doesnt god send us directly to heaven (If there is one...)





    Conclusion, Just like Paroxysm said, Jesus is dead and there is no meaning of life availeble at the moment.

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    Maybe I'm god???? It's a possibility.
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    fuck atheists

    your life sucks so you think that Jesus doesnt help you thus there is no God.

    well get over it and pray a little maybe things will change for you

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    Nah, Me and a friend established a coworker of my is god.
    He knows all, Can do all
    And he looks like mell gibson.


    So.. he's the god. He promised he'll send me to 7th layer of heaven containing only beautifull woman,

    Sorry to dissapoint you D:



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    iwin, Fuck you.

    God doesnt excist,
    Give me one example how you can SHOW me that god excists..
    And dont give me the "It is written" crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwin View Post
    fuck atheists

    your life sucks so you think that Jesus doesnt help you thus there is no God.

    well get over it and pray a little maybe things will change for you
    Wow, first you insult atheists (Ya, that's what Jesus would have done) Then you tell me my life sucks, I have a very happy life. Finally if you were to do a little research on prayer, you'll realize IT DOESN'T WORK. Athe be with you.


    edit: Lol and theists call us aggressive and militant...
    Last edited by Paroxysm; 02-14-2009 at 09:58 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dokuda View Post
    Nah, Me and a friend established a coworker of my is god.
    He knows all, Can do all
    And he looks like mell gibson.


    So.. he's the god. He promised he'll send me to 7th layer of heaven containing only beautifull woman,

    Sorry to dissapoint you D:



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    iwin, Fuck you.

    God doesnt excist,
    Give me one example how you can SHOW me that god excists..
    And dont give me the "It is written" crap.
    Wait can I worship this Mel Gibson look alike too?
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Sure you can!
    let's make a diffrent Religion, But then worshipping mel gib lookalikes

    would be pretty awsome.
    We're going to form a cult, and then we'll all go sit in a gas chamber and go weeeeeeeeeeeeee dead.


    I call for being the pope!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dokuda View Post
    Sure you can!
    let's make a diffrent Religion, But then worshipping mel gib lookalikes

    would be pretty awsome.
    We're going to form a cult, and then we'll all go sit in a gas chamber and go weeeeeeeeeeeeee dead.


    I call for being the pope!
    Can I be a priest? I'm a big fan of boy rape.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Oh good one, I liek little boys aswel.

    I got a basement we can use, Theres also a playspot nearby, So you go gather em, I'll set the chains ready.

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