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    loooool
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    That's really cruel, laughing and video taping the guy when he's just trying to get a nice hard on with your shoe....








     





















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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post



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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, That's more nasty than having sex with Madonna.

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