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    Facebook IPO - Joke

    Title says all. Facebook doesn't really have any where to go... except down. If they offered the IPO when the site started or even a few years after, it would be a good investment. All it seems to me is they are trying to dump the shares off that they paid crazy prices for. I read somewhere that some dude paid like $200 million for a 0.8% stake.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Title says all. Facebook doesn't really have any where to go... except down. If they offered the IPO when the site started or even a few years after, it would be a good investment. All it seems to me is they are trying to dump the shares off that they paid crazy prices for. I read somewhere that some dude paid like $200 million for a 0.8% stake.
    200 should be like 20% , that shit cray

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Title says all. Facebook doesn't really have any where to go... except down. If they offered the IPO when the site started or even a few years after, it would be a good investment. All it seems to me is they are trying to dump the shares off that they paid crazy prices for. I read somewhere that some dude paid like $200 million for a 0.8% stake.
    What happens if facebook manages to break the barrier between it and china?

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    Microsoft bought 5% for 500m, so it looks like their investment paid off.

    10 fold.

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    Without much competition, I doubt FB will fall anytime soon. And they're expanding to the hardware market (actual phones etc)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alen View Post
    Without much competition, I doubt FB will fall anytime soon. And they're expanding to the hardware market (actual phones etc)
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    they say its going public, but honestly average people wont be able to get any for a couple months, all the shares are already sold to big companies, theyre gonna shoot up, and then drop by the time most normal people get any

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    Mark zuckerberg is a twat, he doesn't listen to the users.

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    Facebook keeps fucking up. Most recently, they made the Timeline thing mandatory for all users.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unicorn69 View Post
    Facebook keeps fucking up. Most recently, they made the Timeline thing mandatory for all users.
    If you opted into it when it first came out. I was hesitant about making a timeline so I never accepted it. Still have the good old page the way it was meant to be

    EDIT: Oh well fuck me I haven't checked FB in a while. Didn't realize that they forced it upon everyone anyways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikaboom View Post
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