Page 5 of 6 FirstFirst ... 3456 LastLast
Results 61 to 75 of 89
  1. #61
    dizzyeasy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    With Delko DJ's Mother .
    Posts
    816
    Reputation
    -106
    Thanks
    70
    My Mood
    Cheerful
    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    I would bone you if I was a girl.
    hhhhhhhh lol

  2. #62
    ☬Ξη†τσρîζ Ζσ♍βîε δτσηε☬
    Former Staff
    Premium Member
    Lehsyrus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Jersey
    Posts
    10,900
    Reputation
    1281
    Thanks
    3,071
    Ex was riding me. She randomly stopped moving and thought it was an excellent time to ask "have you ever seen the movie teeth?". I threw her off so quick I fell backwards off the bed, stood up quickly, got lightheaded and fell down the stairs. Naked. Right in front of her mother and older sister.

  3. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Lehsyrus For This Useful Post:

    Diminished (05-24-2012),Scapa (05-28-2012)

  4. #63
    Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Gender
    female
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    18,294
    Reputation
    1007
    Thanks
    1,163
    My Mood
    In Love
    Quote Originally Posted by Chester Bennington View Post

    I'm busy today and tomorrow but I can catch up on Saturday. It's been a long time, Edword.
    I gotta laugh at you about the FA cup



    I loev pissing people off. Then I get the make up sex.





  5. #64
    Chester Bennington's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    England
    Posts
    5,653
    Reputation
    389
    Thanks
    717
    My Mood
    Cheerful
    Quote Originally Posted by Swifts Bitch View Post


    I gotta laugh at you about the FA cup



    I loev pissing people off. Then I get the make up sex.

    Do you mean the disallowed goal, that was actually a genuine goal?

    You don't ever get sex, Edword.

  6. #65
    Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Gender
    female
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    18,294
    Reputation
    1007
    Thanks
    1,163
    My Mood
    In Love
    Quote Originally Posted by Chester Bennington View Post



    Do you mean the disallowed goal, that was actually a genuine goal?

    You don't ever get sex, Edword.
    Oh Reece, always the joker.





  7. #66
    Chester Bennington's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    England
    Posts
    5,653
    Reputation
    389
    Thanks
    717
    My Mood
    Cheerful
    I can see you're mad. How the fuck did Chelsea beat Bayern Munich?

  8. #67
    Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Gender
    female
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    18,294
    Reputation
    1007
    Thanks
    1,163
    My Mood
    In Love
    Quote Originally Posted by Chester Bennington View Post
    I can see you're mad. How the fuck did Chelsea beat Bayern Munich?
    Cech .





  9. #68
    Expert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally.
    Premium Seller
    Premium Member
    Minionforce
    Wyo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Gender
    female
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    23,269
    Reputation
    3495
    Thanks
    3,633
    My Mood
    Lurking
    Sex? that word isn't on my dictionary
     
    I smoke dix daily.
    I am Dix, and Arun is my master.
    I'M #1 NIGXMAS SCAMMER

  10. #69
    Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Gender
    female
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    18,294
    Reputation
    1007
    Thanks
    1,163
    My Mood
    In Love
    Quote Originally Posted by Dolan View Post
    Sex? that word isn't on my dictionary
    Maybe it's in the dictionary





  11. #70
    Cheetos007's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Cairo
    Posts
    349
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    11
    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    He's Egyptian.
    SO? What is wrong with Egyptians

  12. #71
    Polygon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    CS:GO/CS:S
    Posts
    1,706
    Reputation
    202
    Thanks
    783
    My Mood
    Bored
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheetos007 View Post
    SO? What is wrong with Egyptians
    Fappy internet connection

  13. #72
    Azathᴏth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    49°51′S 128°34′W
    Posts
    13,526
    Reputation
    1136
    Thanks
    1,683
    My Mood
    Lurking
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheetos007 View Post
    SO? What is wrong with Egyptians
    The majority of them are obnoxious, ignorant, stupid, immature, and have very bad grammar.

  14. #73
    gravehero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    45
    Reputation
    95
    Thanks
    3
    Went around my girlfriends, she had just finished on skype with her parents. she thought she hung up the call.

    about half way through, we heard her dad shout "I HOPE YOU'RE USING PROTECTION, SON!" down the microphone.

    What makes it worse, was that her 8 year old brother was on the computer, before her dad.

  15. #74
    Ryuesi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Right here.
    Posts
    7,343
    Reputation
    413
    Thanks
    2,394
    My Mood
    Relaxed
    Quote Originally Posted by Xipher View Post
    I want sex
    Who doesn't i want to

  16. #75
    Expert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally.
    Premium Seller
    Premium Member
    Minionforce
    Wyo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Gender
    female
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    23,269
    Reputation
    3495
    Thanks
    3,633
    My Mood
    Lurking
    >People want sex
    >Pay and get bitchs
    >/troof
     
    I smoke dix daily.
    I am Dix, and Arun is my master.
    I'M #1 NIGXMAS SCAMMER

Page 5 of 6 FirstFirst ... 3456 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Question to the opposite sex!
    By nukeist_ in forum Spammers Corner
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 01-15-2008, 11:24 AM
  2. Habbo Sex
    By radnomguywfq3 in forum Entertainment
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 01-08-2008, 05:40 AM
  3. Rhino sex
    By NetNavi in forum WarRock - International Hacks
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 11-27-2007, 06:08 PM
  4. Snail sex.
    By tednugent in forum General
    Replies: 138
    Last Post: 07-31-2007, 03:16 PM
  5. What Sex R U??
    By ~Viper~ in forum General
    Replies: 33
    Last Post: 03-25-2007, 03:49 PM

Tags for this Thread