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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    watch all this be a false alarm.

    I don't get how a KID can raise a Baby! when there still just a Kid.. I feel sorry for that baby, if there is one.
    you said something I agree with for once.





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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    I seriously don't know how me deciding not to abort my child makes you kids so butthurt.
    >butthurt

    implying we are jealous.

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    Dont abort /sad. Just enjoy the life with ur baby. and ur wife.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolan View Post
    Dont abort /sad. Just enjoy the life with ur baby. and ur wife.
    Thank you for being supportive.

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    Here's a few steps you should follow in situations like these:
    1.Put her to sleep(learn ninjistu,sleep pills etc..)
    2.Stick your hands all the way in(by that i mean shoulder deep.)
    3.Grab the first thing you can find.
    4.Pull as hard as you could(also fast).
    5.Put it in a plastic bag and label it "cow livers".(preferably ziploc.)
    6.Put that shit in her mom's refrigerator.
    8.Run.


    P:S:have black gloves on.




    Or what @Dolan said.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolan View Post
    Dont abort /sad. Just enjoy the life with ur baby. and ur wife.
    ain't even married

    $20 says they split before the kid is 3





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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifts Bitch View Post


    ain't even married

    $20 says they split before the kid is 3
    Love you too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Johnson View Post
    [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Here's a few steps you should follow in situations like these:
    1.Put her to sleep(learn ninjistu,sleep pills etc..)
    2.Stick your hands all the way in(by that i mean shoulder deep.)
    3.Grab the first thing you can find.
    4.Pull as hard as you could(also fast).
    5.Put it in a plastic bag and label it "cow livers".(preferably ziploc.)
    6.Put that shit in her mom's refrigerator.
    8.Run.


    P:S:have black gloves on.

    thats fucking sick bro... why would you even think something like this..

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedforyou View Post
    thats fucking sick bro... why would you even think something like this..
    Dont feed the trolls sir.




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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post


    Dont feed the trolls sir.
    BUT I'M HUNGREE!

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post


    Dont feed the trolls sir.
    ok sorry. i just found that really disturbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Johnson View Post
    Here's a few steps you should follow in situations like these:
    1.Put her to sleep(learn ninjistu,sleep pills etc..)
    2.Stick your hands all the way in(by that i mean shoulder deep.)
    3.Grab the first thing you can find.
    4.Pull as hard as you could(also fast).
    5.Put it in a plastic bag and label it "cow livers".(preferably ziploc.)
    6.Put that shit in her mom's refrigerator.
    8.Run.


    P:S:have black gloves on.




    Or what @Dolan said.
    Just saw this. What the heck is wrong with you.

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    well there is a middle ground
    why don't you get the kid adopted after its born?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post
    well there is a middle ground
    why don't you get the kid adopted after its born?
    Like I said somewhere in this jumbled mess, neither of us could live knowing the fact that our child was out there and didn't know its own parents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


    Like I said somewhere in this jumbled mess, neither of us could live knowing the fact that our child was out there and didn't know its own parents.
    then kill it?





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