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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Norris View Post
    Proof pl0x..

    But why doesn't your girlfriend take contraception pills? Mine does, makes you feel better, seriously..
    Can't get em, I'm just hoping this is a huge ass false alarm. We aren't going to abort so if she's pregnant then we're going to keep it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    I think I knocked up my girlfriend. She's 18 and I'm 16. She gets nausea in the morning, her breasts feel swollen, she gets light headed and she missed her period.
    EDIT: And she's been having mood swings.
    This is older than the internet but it still holds some value, There was a gif somewhere but oh well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


    Can't get em, I'm just hoping this is a huge ass false alarm. We aren't going to abort so if she's pregnant then we're going to keep it.

    If it's true than your life is over .


    GAME OVER

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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    I call BS
    this kids lied in the passed. hard to trust.
    Lied when? Im not sure how to prove this

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    Going to wait two weeks so we can take a pregnancy test, hopefully its negative.

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    Oh no my Girlfriend is pregnant! what do i do? i know! BETTER ASK MPGH FOR ADVICE...


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    Lmao your going to be a daddy! Take her to the doctor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    Oh no my Girlfriend is pregnant! what do i do? i know! BETTER ASK MPGH FOR ADVICE...
    Where the fuck did I ask for advice? I'm freaking the fuck out and I just need people to talk to that can't directly interact with me. Fuck off kid.

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    Support her with your other lies


    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    I'm 16 and currently have over $20,000 in my bank account


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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    Going to wait two weeks so we can take a pregnancy test, hopefully its negative.
    But more than likely it wont come out in your favor.

    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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    Sounds like shes pregnant, good luck Rez hope u can support ur child...
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    Run, RUN FUCKING FAR AWAY

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