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    Is it possible to become a master of ejaculation?

    Though not a hard and fast rule, a saying goes that in order to master something, you must spend 10,000 hours doing it.

    Now let's say you want to become a master ejaculator. You're really disciplined, and you cum fast and bounce back fast. Let's say every day you cum 5 times, and it takes you an average of four minutes to reach orgasm, including ejaculation time. Let's say the moment of ejaculation spans 8 seconds.

    With these parameters, in order to reach the bar of 10,000 hours, you would have to fap 10,000 * 3600 / 8 = 4,500,000 times. Fapping 4,500,000 times when each orgasm requires 4 minutes work would take 4,500,000 * 4 / 60 = 300,000 hours of masturbation. Spacing this out as 5 fap sessions a day, it would take 900,000 days or 2,464.06571 years, so this strategy is clearly not viable.

    So let's say you kick things up a notch and manage to fap 15 times a day, cum in an average of 2 minutes, and stretch out each ejaculation to 10 seconds. 10,000 hrs * 3600s/hr / 10s = 3,600,000 orgasm. 3,600,000 / 15day-Hz = 240 000 days = 657.084189 years! No way is this feasible!

    So, given that there's not enough time in a lifetime to become a master of ejaculation, what do you think it would be like to be one? What sorts of forbidden powers would they have?
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    How does OP not have CS?





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    Noone could be master of ejaculation .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifts Bitch View Post
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    How does OP not have CS?
    Ladies and gentlemen, this man has truly mastered the art of ejaculation. How did he accomplish this incredible feat? He discovered that instead of just ejaculating himself, he could master the art by ejaculating other men. And so he did, every day, every night, man after man after man, until he had jerked off over 4.5 million cocks. I'd give him a handshake but that's kind of gross.
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    Must say im surprised OP doesnt have CS



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Must say im surprised OP doesnt have CS
    So do you constantly think about sucking cocks or what?


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    Fap 100 times a day Problem solved, you'd reach 'mastery' on your death bed. Then life will be complete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipher View Post
    Fap 100 times a day Problem solved, you'd reach 'mastery' on your death bed. Then life will be complete.
    I heard someone died once from fapping 30 times in one day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitz View Post
    I heard someone died once from fapping 30 times in one day.
    I guess it's possible, i mean you could probably have a heart attack.

    It hurts after like 10 times anyway XD .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipher View Post


    I guess it's possible, i mean you could probably have a heart attack.

    It hurts after like 10 times anyway XD .
    I trust you know from personal experience?


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