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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolan View Post


    aaaa sure .
    Sssh, he just wants to feel special.

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    You don't know pain until you have a chick who has no clue how to give blowjobs and has braces


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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    You don't know pain until you have a chick who has no clue how to give blowjobs and has braces
    Well, you should be teaching her how to.

    And ouch, must feel like your dick is running over train tracks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipher View Post


    Get a girlfriend? But that means i'll have to bother to care for someone and talk to people.
    Not something i can do.



    I'm no ninja, the stairs creak like shit. I can't even walk down them without making a huge noise.
    And no i'm not fat, the stairs are broken.
    Then fap in the toilet ;3 .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Time View Post


    Then fap in the toilet ;3 .
    Too uncomfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipher View Post


    Too uncomfortable.
    There's nothing you can do then , except letting your parents know about your private happy time ;3 .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Time View Post


    There's nothing you can do then , except letting your parents know about your private happy time ;3 .
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    And.... She found out my porn collection a long time ago, but i told her i don't fap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipher View Post


    Well, you should be teaching her how to.

    And ouch, must feel like your dick is running over train tracks.
    That was pretty much what it felt like. She got better half-way through it, but that first half was almost torturous


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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post

    That was pretty much what it felt like. She got better half-way through it, but that first half was almost torturous
    If it were me i would have just been like "Fuck dis shit"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipher View Post


    But i'm just average.
    There's nothing about me that anyone would want to care about.

    And even if there was, my personality is too dull to even talk to girls.
    @arunforce, No.

    Dont feel bad. You just have to find a girl that suits you. That shares the same kind of personality. On every jar fits a lid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Norris View Post



    Dont feel bad. You just have to find a girl that suits you. That shares the same kind of personality. On every jar fits a lid!
    Well, maybe some day. But i can't see it being anytime soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipher View Post


    If it were me i would have just been like "Fuck dis shit"
    Well I would have, but since she was new she was gagging a lot. I was getting to much enjoyment out of her gagging to have her stop


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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post


    Well I would have, but since she was new she was gagging a lot. I was getting to much enjoyment out of her gagging to have her stop
    Is she hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipher View Post


    Is she hot?
    Eh not insanely hot, but decent to look at.


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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post


    Eh not insanely hot, but decent to look at.
    It's good to see you're humble. Bet you she's a stunner you're just hiding her from me

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