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    Why zombies are impossible



    Zombies aren't real.

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    so you read this and found out zombies aren't real?
    late...

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    ...Science seems to help explain things, but it's still not impossible it's just unlikely.

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    Well they can reanimate shit already. Nothing is impossible, but I doubt a zombie epidemic will ever happen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison View Post
    so you read this and found out zombies aren't real?
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    I have an active imagination

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    You can't idiot-proof things, no matter how much you try, cause in the end, the world will just make a better idiot.

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    That's just to scientific for me to believe
     
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    We could have zombies that doesn't move

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    Or zombies could be created by a parasite which causing symptoms like hemorrhaging, insomnia, insanity, diarrhea, photo phobia, vomiting, tremors, ataxia, delusional parasitosis, boils, necrosis and other things along the lines of zombies. As a person under the influence of a "zombie" disease, your goal would be to seek out help which will probably lead to the infections of others. Totally plausible.

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    Pfft, there's no such thing as zombies...

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    >implying zombies need to have coagulated blood in the first place
    >implying you can't produce atp anaerobically
    >fucking implying the fastest release of atp isn't anaerobic

    2/10, would not be troll. Also go finish grade school before posting such crap.
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