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    Intelligence testzor :D

    OK. Pay close attention.
    Here is a very simple little test
    comprised of four easy questions
    to determine the level of your intellect.

    Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
    with no deliberating or wasting of time.
    And no cheating!



    On your mark, get set, go...



    1: You are competing in a race
    and overtake the runner in second place.
    In which position are you now?


    Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
    you're wrong!
    You overtook the second runner and took his place,
    therefore you are now in second place.


    For the next question try not to be so dim.



    2: If you overtake the last runner,
    what position are you now in?

    Answer: If you answered second to last,
    you are wrong once again.
    Think about it...

    How can you overtake the person who is last?
    If you're behind them, they can't be last.
    You would have been last.

    It would appear that thinking
    is not one of your strong points.

    Anyway, here's another question to try.
    Don't take any notes or use a
    calculator, and remember,
    your replies must be instantaneous.

    3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
    Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
    Plus 1000. And plus 10.
    What is the total?
    Answer: 5000?
    Wrong again!

    The correct answer is 4100.

    Try again with a good calculator.
    Today is clearly not your day,
    although you should manage
    to get the last question right...

    4: Marie's father has five daughters:

    1. Chacha

    2. Cheche

    3. Chichi

    4. Chocho

    5. ????

    Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
    Think quickly...you'll find the answer below..





    Answer: Chuchu?

    WRONG!

    It's obviously Marie!
    Read the question properly.
    You are clearly the weakest link


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    hmh.. got em all right without reading ur answers ^^, good ones.

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    I got all of them right too, except for the "Marie" one.
    HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE 25th??? WE HAVEN'T!
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    Timebeast wanted perma since he can't flame anymore.
    LMAO...


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    Obviously the best impersonation of David Hasselhoff.

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    thas prty cool. the number 1 is kinda dum tho.

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    I'm an idiot, I got a bunch wrong because I'm tired as hell.

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    well you should concentrate on the vb lesson and not b on mpgh in class then shampoo.

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    Shut up dumbass, you're the one learning Java in a vb class..

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    y is that a bad thing?

    java-10000000>vb+1000000000

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    Yez, but learning java in a vb class makes you seem like a retard. Just go to hell already, maybe I should post some info about you and let the people here call you or something.

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    y duz lrning java make me a retard? is hadrder than vb, tomato.

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    Yes, but you're a retard for learning java in a vb class

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    Why do you both have the same IP?

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    LOL FUCKING OWNED, nice one

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    Guess they are at skool?





    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


    "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you lose.” - Dave84311

    HAD VIRTUAL DETOX

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    maybe they should take thier converstaion elsewere...


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