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    The Stoner Prayer

    Now I pass out into sleep
    I pray the Lord my soul to keep
    Grant no other stoner take
    My weed and bong before I wake
    Keep me safely in thy sight
    And grant no crackhead... Read More... Read More... Read More’s thrill tonight
    And in the morning let me awake
    Breathing scents of wake ’n bake
    God protect me in my dreams
    and make this better than it seems
    Grant the time may siwftly fly
    When myself shall be so high
    In a green grass weed bed
    Where I long to rest my head
    Far away from all these scenes
    And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
    Take me back into the land
    Where the cops never take you out
    Where the weed won’t burn my throat like sand;
    Where the scent of chronis blows
    Where the good Mary Jane grows;
    Take me back and I’ll promise then
    Never to leave BC again
    Deutschland wird wieder Reign!

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    How would a non-stoner no the stoner prayer? And did you make this?

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    Man.
    When i make a vid. with me shreddin my guitar. Ill smoke a blunt. TO show you.
    And no, i didnt make this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhellbound View Post
    Man.
    When i make a vid. with me shreddin my guitar. Ill smoke a blunt. TO show you.
    And no, i didnt make this.
    I would believed you smoked if you didnt make threads about weed and talk about it all the time. It seems your trying to get attention and trying to be "cool".

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    Like i said before.

    I have no reason to act cool.
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    Ok no one pretends to smoke weed, only stupid kiddies come here and try to seem hard.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    Ok no one pretends to smoke weed, only stupid kiddies come here and try to seem hard.
    Or seem to act educated on a site where it really doesn't matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jussofresh1 View Post
    Or seem to act educated on a site where it really doesn't matter.
    I'm glad you said that, admitting you have a problem is the first step.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    I'm glad you said that, admitting you have a problem is the first step.
    Denying you have a problem and putting it on me I see...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jussofresh1 View Post
    Denying you have a problem and putting it on me I see...
    Denying my obvious infallibility will get you sent to hell, you do realize this?
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    Denying my obvious infallibility will get you sent to hell, you do realize this?
    Im willing to take that risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jussofresh1 View Post
    Im willing to take that risk.
    BITCH I AM ON A HOLY MISSION FROM THE FSM! I will shoot your ass full of spaghetti.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    LMfao/

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